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From: Maritza      Posted On: 2004-06-14 18:44:29 Comments: 188 (Read/Post)
I just got a ticket from you cuntface motherfuckers. My 1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse
If you put my car on your fucking website you better believe ima fucking sue you motherfuckers.
Stop ragging on fucking imports i like domestic cars too but some cars would smoke your piece of shit mustangs. So stop fucking talking about them.

Ok first off, I don't have a Mustang. I *do* have a Mercury Topaz out back that's on blocks and surrounded by weeds. There's also a pile of old tires about 10 feet to the left of my Topaz. Now that we have that all cleared up I'd like to respond to the remainder of your email.. Ahem.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I think that about covers it, thanks for writing in sparky.
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#21 6-21-2002 @ 05:13:19 AM
Posted By: NissanDriven Reply | Edit | Del
120 hp after mods? What kind of nissan are you talking about? The cheapest nissan (11k car) has 130 hp stock. And thats a basic model.
Other nissans just go up from there. And dont compare v8 mustang to it, compare a 32k car to a 32k nissan and see what you will get. (dont be surprised if all manufacturers put out similar power for similar price).

And guys stop fricken bitching about mods. Theres nothing wrong with having a wing or a paintjob. Different people like different things, and obviously you guys like to bitch and whine about how jealous you are of other peoples posessions.

#22 6-21-2002 @ 05:30:58 AM
Posted By: Gumshoe Reply | Edit | Del
Oh nissandrivin you fuckin ricer!!! Your comment above is the usuall bitch from a ricer i read your shit in the forums and laugh my self near to death at your antics that your nissan is the end all be all of cars but unfortunately i have news for you fuck stick!! IT'S A GODDAMN SENTRA!!!! Now if it were a 300zx or a Skyline R34 i would be impressed but it's not so shut your man pleaser and troll your nissan board. Cosmetic mods are useless unless: you have an engine large enough to need a cowl hood, your car is fast enough to need downforce, you road race your car for a living or on the weekends and it is not a daily driver, or It's a full out drag car. so please get the fuck outta here Queer Bait.

[Edited by Gumshoe on 6-21-2002 @ 05:32:32 AM]

#23 6-21-2002 @ 09:45:56 AM
Posted By: Jurrell Reply | Edit | Del
I like Gorilla cookies.

#24 6-21-2002 @ 10:43:45 AM
Posted By: cuda_man Reply | Edit | Del
Nissan, you really are a moron! I got those Numbers and comments off the Web Site on YOUR profile... the dyno Chart says 120 after a header, air intake, and the wonderful "Mod" of synthetic oil!

#25 6-21-2002 @ 12:49:48 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
Oh, boy, I was waiting for this line:

"....and obviously you guys like to bitch and whhell ine about how jealous you are of other peoples posessions."

Obviously, riceboys can't grasp the fact that some people think their cars are garbage, so they assume these people are jealous. Why the would I be jealous of a damn Nissan? I can go to any used car dealership in the world and buy one. The same goes for any Japanese econobox. Hell, the same goes for any V6 Mustang or Camaro. Or Cavalier. Or Neon. Or anything else that ricers like to screw up with their cartoony, pseudo-racecar "mods".

If I'm jealous of a car, I say something to the effect of "God damn I want that car," not "That car sucks." If I say that a car sucks, that means I HATE it, not that I LIKE it.

Face it, ricers: You may think your rides are "tight", but we think they're a joke. That's why we're laughing.

[Edited by Skid on 6-21-2002 @ 12:51:00 PM]

#26 6-21-2002 @ 06:36:22 PM
Posted By: Jurrell Reply | Edit | Del
Is this a guy or girl that wrote the letter filled with love? (I was never good with Hispanic names)

#27 6-21-2002 @ 09:03:52 PM
Posted By: Mindspynn Reply | Edit | Del
It's a girl. Jurrell....did you take your meds? =) <-(gorilla cookies?)

#28 6-21-2002 @ 11:21:18 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
....geez.......this guy is the dumbfuck of dumbfucks!......

"Synthetic oil is a good cheap mod. It can be good for up to a couple of hp"

......this is the clincher!......this will go do in ricecop.com history!.....along with cash and the other assclowns......

#29 6-22-2002 @ 01:37:56 AM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
"Dont compare v8 mustang to it, compare a 32k car to a 32k nissan and see what you will get."

Well, let's see, NissanDrivenOffACliff, $32,000 will come damn near buying you, starting next month, a 2003 Ford Mustang Cobra with a supercharged DOHC V8 producing 390 horsepower with handling that rivals a Corvette Z06 (doesn't quite match it, but it's a lot cheaper,) or a 2003 Mercury Marauder, also with a DOHC V8 producing 306 horsepower and 315 ft/lbs of torque in a full-on luxury muscle sedan.

Now, the only car that Nissan makes for the U.S. market that enters the $32,000 price range (BECAUSE THEY MAKE LOW-END ECONOMY CARS, GENIUS) is the new 350Z. It has 280 horsepower and 260 ft/lbs of torque, and loses to both the Marauder and the Cobra on the drag strip, the Cobra on a road course, the Marauder by FAR in luxury, and is more expensive to maintain than either. Gee... what a tough comparison. Nissan.... Cobra or Marauder.... decisions, decisions.

[Edited by Mad Max on 6-22-2002 @ 01:57:59 AM]

#30 6-22-2002 @ 01:55:38 AM
Posted By: CRXtrackguy Reply | Edit | Del
on the other hand, $32,000 could get you an R32 GT-R, which some people (actually, including me) would rather have. Nothing against Cobras or Marauders (you know I love em both) but a skyline is a tad more exclusive, you know? and they look good to boot.

#31 6-22-2002 @ 02:01:36 AM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Yeah, but you gotta bear in mind that there are some little difficulties in getting an R32 here. After shipping fees, licensing, registration, taxes and titling (all problems, since it isn't an American-market car, and it isn't an antique) are taken care of, you're realistically probably looking at closer to $42,000. Plus, we get into the realm of personal preference, and in my book, you've gotta get up pretty early to beat FoMoCo muscle. Hell, I'd take a Mustang Cobra or a Marauder over any Porsche short of a 911 Turbo or GT2... with the money I'd save, I'd be EASILY able to mod the Ford to beat the Porsche. Imagine the look on ol' Dieter's face after he gets his ass handed to him by a big ol' American land yacht... and BTW, fuck exclusivity. I want a good car, not a good name.

#32 6-22-2002 @ 02:03:17 AM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
And before I get accused of being a brainwashed Ford freak, I'll add that I'd take a Corvette, Camaro SS, Jaguar XKR, Trans Am, Firehawk, or Viper over the German cars in a heartbeat too.

#33 6-22-2002 @ 02:20:20 AM
Posted By: irocpilot Reply | Edit | Del
ok uhm...let's see about this nissan versus mustang thing...anyone know the hp to dollar ratio?or even the wieght to hp ratio?and how much would it take to boost a nissans hp up say 100hp and boost up a mustang 100hp...without nitrous turbos or superchargers?

2002 nissan sentra se-r 2.5 thingy...16,199msrp...165hp...about 98 dollars per hp
2002 mustang 3.8...18,080msrp...193hp...about 94 dollars per hp...4appx 4 dollars cheaper...
2002 mustang gt 4.6...23,220msrp...260hp...about 89 dollars per hp...appx 9 dollars less per hp...
cobra mustang...33,125msrp....390hp...about 84 dollars per hp...
these figures are from the manufacturers...the math was done by dividing the hp into the msrp...as you can see...the mustang beats the import in price per hp in every level of performance...as in the lowest performing mustang to one of the highest...

#34 6-22-2002 @ 02:29:12 AM
Posted By: CRXtrackguy Reply | Edit | Del
www.motorex.net, max. Skylines already prepped for US emissions (california actually) and street legal. 1990 R32 GT-R, 40k Miles, $28k. I'd take it, just because I would like being the only guy on the block with one. They're not exactly pokers, either, and a few basic bolt ons will put em right in the league of the cobra. easier to launch, too. but that's me.

#35 6-22-2002 @ 03:01:31 AM
Posted By: NissanDriven Reply | Edit | Del
Mad Max for 32k you can get either a top of the line silvia, cheap skyline, or mod a sentra to be faster then a mustang. And 350z thats coming out would actually kill a cobra on the track, but for now its only talk until it really comes out and there will be a race.

irocpilot your prices are a bit off. V8 cobra does not cost 20k, it cost 32k. and v6 is slightly more expensive. check out fordcars.com for msrp. Usually hp is proportional to $$ spent on it, unless you talk about mercedes.

Rest of you guys... really lay off cosmetic mods flaming. Not every car is built for speed, its a sense of style, but you probably wouldnt know much about it since all you do is get jealous of good looking cars.

#36 6-22-2002 @ 03:14:12 AM
Posted By: irocpilot Reply | Edit | Del
err dude i know you obviously can't read...

#37 6-22-2002 @ 03:17:42 AM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
Nissan what is your major malfunction? It's been pointed out time and time agian, we aren't jealous of ANY of these horrid ricemoblies, we're making fun of them because they have been "Modded" cosmeticaly in ways that are totally lacking in taste, style and functionality while thier owners insist they are the fastest things on the block. I don't know what planet you come from, but here, if I say somthing is "ugly" it means in my opinion that it's "ugly" is that so hard to understand???

#38 6-22-2002 @ 03:27:16 AM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
My mistake CRX... I thought we were talking about a NEW Skyline... which would run you way the hell more than that, of course. But that '90 sounds like a good deal. 'Course, this assclown's doing a good job of making me want to never ever ever own a Nissan... Cobra = 390 horsepower, 350Z = 280 horsepower. Explain to me how the Z's going to win here? It just isn't in the cards. And man, LEARN TO FUCKING READ. Plus, I KNOW you didn't say a V6 'Stang is more expensive than a Cobra... how thick ARE you, boy?

#39 6-22-2002 @ 03:29:36 AM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Or I could just build a replica Shelby Cobra with a supercharged 351 and send you ALL to hell...

#40 6-22-2002 @ 03:32:16 AM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
Oh, and for what it's worth, that new Z is one of the UGLIEST cars I've seen since they unveiled the Caddy CTS, and that's hard to do.....

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