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From: Maritza      Posted On: 2004-06-14 18:44:29 Comments: 188 (Read/Post)
I just got a ticket from you cuntface motherfuckers. My 1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse
If you put my car on your fucking website you better believe ima fucking sue you motherfuckers.
Stop ragging on fucking imports i like domestic cars too but some cars would smoke your piece of shit mustangs. So stop fucking talking about them.

Ok first off, I don't have a Mustang. I *do* have a Mercury Topaz out back that's on blocks and surrounded by weeds. There's also a pile of old tires about 10 feet to the left of my Topaz. Now that we have that all cleared up I'd like to respond to the remainder of your email.. Ahem.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I think that about covers it, thanks for writing in sparky.
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#141 6-27-2002 @ 02:36:22 PM
Posted By: Lemming Reply | Edit | Del
Additionally, I would like to know where exactly you can go over 100mph anyway. Because if there is such a place, I'm moving :-)

#142 6-27-2002 @ 03:40:56 PM
Posted By: Jurrell Reply | Edit | Del
I think most limiter are there so the engine won't BLOW UP....

#143 6-27-2002 @ 04:22:13 PM
Posted By: Moose Reply | Edit | Del
...that would be a rev limiter
a speed limiter is usually for the matter of safety- often because the car has enough power to reach a speed at which the body design is unsafe due to aerodynamics.

#144 6-27-2002 @ 05:46:08 PM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
For example, the Studebaker Avanti. The aerodynamics were such that at high speed, a pocket of vacuum was created over the rear window. This sometimes causes the window to get sucked out of the car. There are numerous cases of Avantis doing around 120 or 130 having the rear window fly STRAIGHT UP out of the car and shatter all over the road.

#145 6-27-2002 @ 07:08:10 PM
Posted By: CRXtrackguy Reply | Edit | Del
I got a '96 Ford minivan (Aerostar?) to hit an indicated 115mph late one night. Good fun.

#146 6-27-2002 @ 07:25:59 PM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
I've had a '91 Dodge Grand Caravan up to 110. I've never been so certain I was gonna die. That car was a handful with a capital OH SHIT at that speed.

#147 6-27-2002 @ 07:52:11 PM
Posted By: Mindspynn Reply | Edit | Del
Lemming.....isn't there no speed limit in parts of Montana and Wyoming? I know the interstates have 85mph limits. =) Much fun to be had there.

#148 6-27-2002 @ 09:21:00 PM
Posted By: Lemming Reply | Edit | Del
Ooh. And (almost) nobody lives there, either. If I ever decide to be a hermit, OR if I need to go really fast, I should be all set!

#149 6-27-2002 @ 11:04:16 PM
Posted By: Mindspynn Reply | Edit | Del
Yup, and the best part (according to my cousin) is the cops either are non-existent (I wish) or they don't give a rat's ass about speeding. =)

#150 6-28-2002 @ 03:04:47 AM
Posted By: NissanDriven Reply | Edit | Del
I've gone 140 in my car and the only thing that stopped it from going faster is the limiter.

WhiteBird101 - you have to redo your fuel injection system, chip is part of it, but that's not enough.

#151 6-28-2002 @ 04:30:06 AM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
And the bullshit continues.... funny how a 100-horsepower advantage and the fact that my Thud's one of the most aerodynamic cars to ever come out of Detroit is overcome by SUPERIOR JAPANESE TECHNOLOGY~!!! Because Japanese horsepower are worth more than American horsepower since they're higher-tech.

[Edited by Mad Max on 6-28-2002 @ 04:33:23 AM]

#152 6-28-2002 @ 07:40:56 AM
Posted By: Gumshoe Reply | Edit | Del
nissan would you shut the fuck up you did not go 140 in your sentra and have shit left over someday you may learn the laws of physics and realize that your "mad tyte ride" is aerodynamicaly challenged AND NOW THAT WING DOES NOT IMPOVE AERODYNAMICS WHATSOEVER!!!! Also your car doesn't have the nuts to go that fast and don't tell me about the fuckin intake you have BTW a Cold Air Kit is not a real intake all of you ricers seem to think it is!. So shut the fuck up about your lame asses car and it's limiter and how new injectors will help you attain a higher top speed cuz nobody here gives a fuck you stupid ass!!! Oh and another thing NOBODY WILL EVER BE JEALOUS OF A SENTRA!!!!!!!!! EVER!!!

#153 6-28-2002 @ 10:13:56 AM
Posted By: NissanDriven Reply | Edit | Del
dude i am sorry but that jealousy is just bursting out of you. My car does have a cold air intake, and lots more. You are very jealous that your car can't beat 110, while mine does it every day. And my ride is not "mad tyte", its just a pretty neat car. But I guess compared to your fricken pinto its mad tyte.

#154 6-28-2002 @ 11:10:28 AM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
cold air does dick all........asshole.......its just an air filter on a stick!......

....and if it is to do what it says it does (colder air for the clynder).....then you must adjust the fuel to air ratio accordingly......

....methinks the ratio is 50 parts of air to every 1 part of gas.....so if you cold air really does work (in which most after-market rice products don't).....you might get a shity 70 parts air with 1 part gas......you gotta adjust for the fuel.....otherwise.....your just pumping air around....

.....and why would anyone with a car with a V8 in it be jealous of your sentra?......i just wanna know what STOCK qualities does you sentra's engine have over a say......an LS6....or a HEMI?......

.....how can we be jealous of your Sentra...if some of us have cars that are more powerful than yours?.....

[Edited by Obsidian on 6-28-2002 @ 11:12:24 AM]

#155 6-28-2002 @ 11:22:41 AM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
The 80's T-Birds and the 3rd gen Firebirds were extensively wind tunnel tested and as a result, had some of the lowest drag coefficents ever seen on production cars, and neither had erector set wings or hideous body kits, so I don't see what riceboy is trying to do....

You are very jealous that your car can't beat 110

Oh and Sentra boy, my car can beat 110, what's your point?

#156 6-28-2002 @ 12:51:16 PM
Posted By: CRXtrackguy Reply | Edit | Del
I hate to take up for the ricer, but 'cold air' intakes do actually help. The only make 4 or 5 hp at peak on a 140 - 150 hp motor, but they reshape the torque band a lot, and make some serious off-peak gains, due to the longer runner length. Doesn't mean he's not an idiot, just pointing that out.

#157 6-28-2002 @ 01:00:25 PM
Posted By: WhiteBird101 Reply | Edit | Del
Wow. Nissians suck more then i thought they do. You have to redo the entire fuel injection system to remove the speed limiter. Another reason to buy domestic. Pop in a chip and your done. Speed limiter gone.

#158 6-28-2002 @ 03:13:18 PM
Posted By: ambientFLIER Reply | Edit | Del
454, i just read your comment #7 and I have to disagree...they get A LOT slower than nissan

Nissan has a very good model lineup with some balls to them...the new 240hp pathfinder, new altima and maxima that both run flat 6's to 60mph, the new se-r that is quicker than anything in its price class, and dont forget the 350z coming soon, that should be quick as well

the quest minivan doesnt count, and the only slower model is the frontier, which runs like an 8-second 60mph time, even with a supercharger

#159 6-28-2002 @ 03:15:14 PM
Posted By: ambientFLIER Reply | Edit | Del
obsidian, many cars adjust the air/fuel ration automatically when they sense the extra cold air from an intake

#160 6-28-2002 @ 03:23:36 PM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Sure, cold air intakes do give some nice increases in off-peak torque. Which makes them a good part to install on your typical peaky, torque-impaired Japanese engine. But they do precisely fuck-all for your top end. Anyway, NissanRicer, what IS your top end? 'Cause you've said 110, 140, and a couple other things. Pick one. And your car beats 110? Big deal, I did that in a Dodge Grand Caravan. You do it EVERY DAY? Again with riceboys driving like assholes. I only top-end my cars rarely, in perfect conditions, way out in the country, where the chances of killing myself and anyone else are minimized. Finally, for the last time, NO ONE IS JEALOUS OF YOUR SENTRA. Jealousy sounds like this: "Damn, you lucky bastard, you have a Sentra. I'm going to kill you and steal your car." Notice how no one has said anything that sound like this. Laughing at you sounds like this: "You have a Sentra? And you're proud of this? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA..... God you suck."

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