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From: Maritza      Posted On: 2004-06-14 18:44:29 Comments: 188 (Read/Post)
I just got a ticket from you cuntface motherfuckers. My 1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse
If you put my car on your fucking website you better believe ima fucking sue you motherfuckers.
Stop ragging on fucking imports i like domestic cars too but some cars would smoke your piece of shit mustangs. So stop fucking talking about them.

Ok first off, I don't have a Mustang. I *do* have a Mercury Topaz out back that's on blocks and surrounded by weeds. There's also a pile of old tires about 10 feet to the left of my Topaz. Now that we have that all cleared up I'd like to respond to the remainder of your email.. Ahem.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I think that about covers it, thanks for writing in sparky.
Posted by: Trooper


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#1 6-10-2002 @ 02:35:24 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
Wow, praise to die for. FEEL THE LOVE.

First of all, Maritza, you can't sue anybody, because you don't know the names or addresses of anyone on this site. Second, we aren't ragging on imports, if you'd bother to look around the goddamn site, you'd see that the rice phenomena has NOTHING to do with where a car was built. I've seen plenty of ricey Mustangs, and there are, in fact, a few on this site.

#2 6-10-2002 @ 05:48:30 PM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
In addition, if your car was parked in view of the public, we can take pictures of it and do whatever the hell we want with them, so long as we do not touch or molest it in any way, and you have no leg to stand on legally speaking. And we don't just hate imports. I hate rice in all its forms. Riced-out Lamborghini Murcielago? Hate it. And if you can find an import (an ACTUAL import, not some fiberglass-bodied, tube-framed, stripped-down, rear-wheel-drive not-street-legal dedicated drag machine) that can smoke my Mustang (#4423 on RiceOrNot, currently the Non-Rice King) you're welcome to bring it to my attention.

[Edited by Mad Max on 6-10-2002 @ 05:48:43 PM]

#3 6-11-2002 @ 09:55:38 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
It might be worth your while to proof read what you write before you click "send" there buddy, else you look like an even bigger assgobblin than you probably are

#4 6-11-2002 @ 10:58:28 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
.......WHAT AN ASSCLOWN!!!........he thinks he can sue Trooper!......

(when a ricer is all out of put-downs....he turns to legal threats).......

.......you're hopeless......go home faggot.....

#5 6-17-2002 @ 02:19:55 AM
Posted By: cuda_man Reply | Edit | Del
LOL@ Sue you!!!! you can't sue shit! who do you think you are Dustin Hoffman?

#6 6-17-2002 @ 05:20:30 AM
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#7 6-17-2002 @ 08:20:31 AM
Posted By: 454Nova Reply | Edit | Del
well NissanDriven, in reference to your profile information.... they dont get any slower than nissan. And the fact that you use the term 'cosmetic mods' speaks for itself

#8 6-17-2002 @ 10:23:23 AM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
Umm...pardon me, how exactly can a comment be "gay"?

*cough**cough*repressed homosexual*cough**cough*

Oh, and to answer your question, yes they can, as long as it doesn't involve clearing what was formerly tinted, excessively tinting what was formerly clear, putting gigantic wings on cars that don't need them (and choosing a butt-ugly aluminum one to boot), or bolting a lot of weird tacky plastic scoops to the outside of the car (some people call it a "body kit", it's really just a bunch of plastic scoops).

And finally: Am I the only one who notices the irony, when he says "STOP YOUR BITCHING", yet he's obviously bitching himself?

#9 6-17-2002 @ 11:12:06 AM
Posted By: cuda_man Reply | Edit | Del
big font, repetitive use of the word Gay all caps=dumbie with a computer

#10 6-17-2002 @ 04:26:40 PM
Posted By: cuda_man Reply | Edit | Del
look at the Dyno charts on Nissan's Web site!!!! Those numbers are laughable!!!! 120hp after "Modofications" and Yes this site includes synthetic oil as a Mod!!! that's so fuckin funny I can hardly stay seated in my chair!!! :-)

#11 6-17-2002 @ 06:51:48 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
cosmetic mods ARE rice......they don't make the car go faster and they look gay......

....the reason is that it does nothing to make a car better or faster.....they are USELESS!.....That is why we ridicule them......

#12 6-19-2002 @ 11:48:17 AM
Posted By: Mindspynn Reply | Edit | Del
'Cosmetic mods' are not always bad. There is a tasteful way to have some. For instance, there is a Camaro on this site that has a nice body kit on it that makes the car look even meaner than it already is. All of us loved it. Just don't drive around with the attitude that 'cosmetic mods' magicly make your car faster. I'm sorry to inform you ricers(well I'm not sorry, but still) that a fart tip doesn't add 100hp; all it does is make people want to blow up your car to make it quiet.
OH...Nissan...synthetic oil is NOT a mod. =P

#13 6-19-2002 @ 12:44:33 PM
Posted By: SuperDave479 Reply | Edit | Del
Hey, which Camaro is it? It would be mine (#1349) would it? ;)

#14 6-19-2002 @ 03:06:13 PM
Posted By: firebird4ever Reply | Edit | Del
I have cosmetic mods on my car, and you not why it's not rice, cause they don't look totally ridiculous. My engine and everything like that is still stock, you know why? Cause I'm not just gonna modify my engine I have now. I'm gonna drop the biggest, meanest, most supercharged engine I can possibly build in it. Something like that takes money, especially if you want to try to start out with a crate engine, so what I start out with will have plenty of horsepower already and I'll save time by not having to rebuild an older engine. Putting in an engine with ridiculous amounts of horsepower leads to other expenses: trans., rear-end, suspension, frame braces, exhaust, all kinds of stuff. So for now I just decided to drive around in my cool looking car that isn't very fast. It apparenlty looks fast as hell cause everyone with modded cars always wants to race me, but i just admit to them that it's a stock V-6, oh unless it's a riceboy, in that case I blow them away. It's really kind

#15 6-19-2002 @ 03:07:04 PM
Posted By: firebird4ever Reply | Edit | Del
of sad, since they spend all kinds of money trying to make their car fast and they get smoked by a stock one, a stock six cylinder one at that.

#16 6-19-2002 @ 08:40:22 PM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Pathetic, ain't it? And I can give you evidence that cosmetic mods aren't always a bad thing. Exhibit #1: my car. Stock, it had orange paint, a white vinyl top, skinny wheels with hubcaps, no front spoiler, no hood scoop, nothing. Now look at my car (#4423) and tell me I haven't improved it over that. SuperDave's car is another good example. Finally, try a custom '49 Merc leadsled. All show, no go, and it's gorgeous. Because Merc owners don't pretend that the visual mods make their cars fast. That isn't what they're about. They're about looking good, and they could care less about speed. Plus, they look GOOD modified. Unlike ricers.

[Edited by Mad Max on 6-19-2002 @ 08:41:14 PM]

#17 6-19-2002 @ 10:47:30 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
im sorry guys.....but i can't see cosmetic mods being much use to a car.....sure...this is a line between constingencey visual mods......and rice (hence the whole point of rice.....LOOK tough and fast....drive like a pussy)......

.....there is limits.....you just need to know when to draw the line....

#18 6-20-2002 @ 04:05:41 AM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Sure, they aren't much use. But, like with the Merc, you just want to make your car LOOK good, don't care if it's fast, fine. That's not me, but I respect it. But it gets intolerable when you try to make it "look fast." Mercs don't look fast. Customs in general don't look fast. They're not meant to, they're not trying to. Rice tries to. They try to make you think that because they look fast, they are fast.

#19 6-20-2002 @ 01:35:38 PM
Posted By: Mindspynn Reply | Edit | Del
Obsidian....first you tell us all cosmetic mods are gay...now you say there's a line and we need to know when to draw it. Make up your mind!
Yeah Dave your's was one that came to mind but there's also another one with a body kit that makes it look just plain evil! BTW: I still love and want your car!

[Edited by Mindspynn on 6-20-2002 @ 01:38:06 PM]

#20 6-20-2002 @ 06:43:12 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
they are gay (according to me).......but for everyone else but me.....i see it as a line that you can cross......

read it again.....

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