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From: Maritza      Posted On: 2004-06-14 18:44:29 Comments: 188 (Read/Post)
I just got a ticket from you cuntface motherfuckers. My 1996 Mitsubishi Eclipse
If you put my car on your fucking website you better believe ima fucking sue you motherfuckers.
Stop ragging on fucking imports i like domestic cars too but some cars would smoke your piece of shit mustangs. So stop fucking talking about them.

Ok first off, I don't have a Mustang. I *do* have a Mercury Topaz out back that's on blocks and surrounded by weeds. There's also a pile of old tires about 10 feet to the left of my Topaz. Now that we have that all cleared up I'd like to respond to the remainder of your email.. Ahem.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I think that about covers it, thanks for writing in sparky.
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#161 6-28-2002 @ 05:07:37 PM
Posted By: ambientFLIER Reply | Edit | Del
and mad max, the mercury marauder WILL NOT kill a 350Z on the dragstrip, far from it...
the marauder runs something like a 7.5 to 60mph and like low 15's on the strip, the 350Z is 6.0 seconds and 14's respectively

#162 6-28-2002 @ 05:09:49 PM
Posted By: ambientFLIER Reply | Edit | Del
i drive a sentra, albeit a sporty one (se-r) and I know that a few people are jealous of my car, like some riceboy driving a pimped-out civic, but not musclecar guys who have much more power and better looks than me...oh well

but NissanDriven thinking that people are jealous of an xe sentra.....thats pretty fucking dumb

#163 6-28-2002 @ 05:29:25 PM
Posted By: ambientFLIER Reply | Edit | Del
NissanDriven, please tell me how you got your sentra to 140mph...

mine tops out at around 130-140 WITH 175hp and 180ft-lb of torque
now you're telling me that a sentra xe easily hits 140 "every day" while having like 50 less hp/torque than me?

the only thing i can think of is the gearing, does an xe have taller gears over an se-r?
or are you just bullshitting...which one is it

#164 6-28-2002 @ 05:53:33 PM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Okay, Ambient, you ARE correct about the Marauder. The first-year models, stock, will run about a 7.5 0-60, and should run a low 15, 15-flat at the strip. But there's a supercharged model, reportedly with 355 horsepower and an available two-door, convertible body, on the horizon. That should help matters a bit. Besides, no sane person would really consider the Marauder and the 350Z competitors. The Mustang Cobra is a closer competitor, and for the price, the Cobra has it all over the 350Z.

#165 6-28-2002 @ 06:10:03 PM
Posted By: Gumshoe Reply | Edit | Del
Nissan just why the fuck would i be jeolous of your lame assed sentra. I drive a high 12 second Mustang GT and a 02 Jetta 1.8T both cars are far better than your XE Senta. And yes my Jetta will take your Sentra not nearly as bad as my GT but enough to piss ya off quite a little bit. But oh i am sooooo jealous. BTW most of us here have trap speeds at the drags higher than the top speed of your Senta.

#166 6-28-2002 @ 06:12:57 PM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Hey, you're probably right... my traps in the Mustang should be around 125 or so. I'll bet good money he's never seen the sunny side of 125.

#167 6-28-2002 @ 06:14:40 PM
Posted By: Jurrell Reply | Edit | Del
Watch this video!, K-car kills supra!!

#168 6-28-2002 @ 06:28:56 PM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Whoa... iMpOrT-tUnEr flashback!

#169 6-28-2002 @ 07:12:15 PM
Posted By: Moose Reply | Edit | Del
haha, that rocks

#170 6-28-2002 @ 07:19:38 PM
Posted By: Lemming Reply | Edit | Del
Did I just see a 10.5-sec Chrysler?! Best Sleeper Ever.

#171 6-28-2002 @ 07:20:26 PM
Posted By: Moose Reply | Edit | Del
the crowd knew something was up with that burnout, you could feel the mounting excitement

#172 6-28-2002 @ 07:22:16 PM
Posted By: Lemming Reply | Edit | Del
Yeah, but could you imagine the poor ricer who tries to drag him at a stoplight? That would be good.

#173 6-28-2002 @ 07:40:34 PM
Posted By: Moose Reply | Edit | Del

...xesentra.net blows, pop ups EVERYWHERE

#174 6-28-2002 @ 07:49:30 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
Actually, according to Car and Driver, the new 350Z runs 0-60 in 5.7 seconds, and the quarter flashes by in about 14.1. Not bad at all.

But power windows come standard? Puh-leeze.

#175 6-28-2002 @ 07:51:01 PM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
That RULED!!! Did anyone else notice how, right before the K-car launched, it was right behind a big banner that said, "Dodge. Different." Doesn't get a lot more different than that.

#176 6-28-2002 @ 10:16:47 PM
Posted By: Gumshoe Reply | Edit | Del
To whom it may concern,

Hi my name is Nissandrivin and i am a total assclown.
Someday i will learn that my Sentra is a ricey piece of shit and that it also incredibly slow. I know i shouldn't come to this board mainly because i am a ricer, however i am a glutton for punishment. Deep down inside i know my car is pathetic and i hope to own a real car someday. Once i reach puberty or once i reach the age of reason i will learn that my sentra will never be fast and that it is in fact by no means in comparison a sports car, nor will it ever be. I somtimes believe that everone who flames my is jealous of my car for reasons that i cannot explain. When flamed i tend to use terms such as gay,fag, or any other homosexual comment i can think of. I someday hope to outgrow this phase i am in and eventually become open minded and not blind to reason. I further plan on someday growing up and becoming a man. thank you for your time


#177 6-28-2002 @ 10:29:54 PM
Posted By: Jurrell Reply | Edit | Del
Hibbbula hubulla Timmy!

#178 6-28-2002 @ 10:43:42 PM
Posted By: ambientFLIER Reply | Edit | Del
off-topic a bit, but i really do enjoy the torque in my sentra...from about 2500 rpm it will pull hard even in third, and i can put two stripes down starting off in second gear...take that civics!

180lbft at 4000rpm isnt much, but with a pretty broad powerband, in a light car, its fun ;p

no replacement for displacement 2.5L

#179 6-28-2002 @ 11:04:38 PM
Posted By: Jurrell Reply | Edit | Del
At 70 MPH, my car is at 5,500 RPMs, eat that V-8s!

#180 6-29-2002 @ 12:11:12 AM
Posted By: ambientFLIER Reply | Edit | Del
at 70 mph my car is 2500rpm in 6th

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