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From: ElcaMEANoKID@aol.com      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 1 (Read/Post)
[ Synopsis of beginning of email: blah blah blah, my car has all these mods, blah blah blah, my car has a loud stereo ]

P.S. The last time I was at the Track the car ran a best time of 14.39 seconds at 97.46 MPH. So RICECOP what do you think of my ride (not a foreign car so what do you have to say about that? also if you hate ricers sooo damn much why the hell do you have such a dedicated page to them???i think you like them and just cant afford one....or even with a tyte ass honda or acura....you still couldnt get the women....i think your just a closet fag and have no life no friends now money now woman (NO YOUR SISTER DOESNT COUNT RICECOP) shall i go on??? you and you fag ass web site SUCK but they are good for ricers because we see cars that can help give us some good ideas...so you are good for one thing but its bad for you because you are helping the fellow ricer....

Ryan
Madison NJ




This was a rather lengthy email so I shortened it up and just left the entertaining part. One thing worth mentioning is that this guy is proud to have 30 neon lights in his car. Yes, I know we're all thinking "Damn, 30 neon lights! That is one fine looking automobile!". Speaking of fine automobiles, I found one that reminded me of our buddy Ryan's, you can find a picture of it below.


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From: Michael Dempsey      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
hay dork ass fags, i just wanted to say that i think that this site is for fags and pussies. you and your little rice fags should all be run off the road. every cop i see says that they pull every ricer over because they are aloways speeding. your all a bunch of little ass holes and i hope you all burn in hell. LITTLE BITCH ASS MOMMAS BOYS. YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF POSERS THAT LISTEN TO PUSSY ASS RAP, YOU ALL SHOULD DIE.

Sincererly,
The Poet

This guy is obviously confused about... well.. everything from the looks of things.
Posted by: Trooper


From: Shark75758@aol.com      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Just to let u all know that this page is really fuking gay!! U havent seen a car in ur life, becuz all ur worried about is ur stupid slow ass RICERS! If u want a car get something a little bit more resonable and FAST!! Yes the Key Word Is fast. Everybody has a hooked up Ricer..Woop Di Fukin Do. They r out of style and out dated peices of shit!! So lets see i covered everything i think..They r slow, everyone has one, out dated, peices of shit, and SLOW! Well i thought u wanted to know and whoever made this sight is really gay, and must have no life at all...and is obsessed with P.O.S ricers that nobody would like anymore! Peace out TEA BAGGERS!!

Thanks for the constructive criticism John! You might want to look into your repressed homosexuality if you get a chance.
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From: Shark75758@aol.com      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
i think this website is gay and a waste of time...i dont think u should keep it anymore! I am not the only one that thinks this. there is know way that anybody would actually spend time day after day lookin at this sight! thanx for the bordum.

Sincerely,
not a fan of RICERS

When you're presented with such a well thought out argument it really makes you think. For example, it made me think Shark75758 is a complete moron. As luck would have it I got another great email from the shark man himself before I had a chance to post this update so I thought I'd share it.
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From: Peavey1z@aol.com      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
you are all fags. you have no life what so ever and are probably little queers riding around on bicycles looking at peoples cars since u have nothing better to do. u even had the time to design your own little ticket!? wat kind of fag does that??? ur life is obviously disturbed and pathetic and for some reason u find the need to take it out on my car. but whatever makes u losers happy is fine with me goodbye(Queer)

I dont like your car, this makes me disturbed and gay?
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you another ricer who had better be majoring in psychology because with insight like that he'd go far in the field. Actually, forget about a degree, that would just be a waste of time. He should just go work for a highschool weeding out possible trouble makers early on. I can see the letters that will be sent home to parents now...

"Dear Concerned Parent,
After talking with your son it is my firm belief he is troubled and may be a problem. I've come to this conclusion due to the fact that he has acknowledged that he doesn't like my car. I'm sure you'll agree with me that this is an obvious display of not only mental instability but also gay tendencies. As you can see from the pictures I've included my car is mad tYtE, especially the stickers. So I have recommended your child be banned from school until he seeks professional help for this problem

Sincerely,
Peavey1z(Queer)"
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From: bistes@aol.com      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 1 (Read/Post)
THIS IS MY FIRST TIME VISITING THE SITE AND FROM WHAT I CAN TELL THE SO CALL STAFF OF RICECOP ARE PLAYA HATING PEOPLE WITH HOCK UP CARS ...PERSONALLY I THINK YOU JUST NAME ANY CAR THE ISN'T STOCK A RICE .....IF SOMEONE TOOK OF THE FACTORY 15' INCHES WHEELS AND SLAPPED ON SOME 17'S U WOULD CALL IT RICE OR EVEN A MERE SWAP OF THE STOCK LIGHTS TO CLEAR YOU CALL IT RICE.....SOME HOW I THINK YO HATE PEOPLE THAT CAN AFFORD TO DO THOSE THINGS TO THERE CARS TO PERSONALIZE THEM AND YOU CAN'T; YOUR STUCK WITH STOCK FORM CARS AND HATE ALL THOSE WHO CAN HOCK UP THERE CARS ... OR MAYBE ITS THAT YOU WEREN'T POPULAR AND HENCE BECAME A HATER OF EVERYTHING NOT NORMAL (STOCK) . I GUESS YOUR THE TYPE OF PEOPLE THAT WOULD AGREE WITH SCHOOL KIDS WEARING SCHOOL UNIFORMS TO MAKE THEM ALL THE SAME AND NOT FEEL PRESSURED BY OTHER WITH BETTER CLOTHS. HOPE YOU CAN SEE THE METAPHOR!

Ricecop.com - We be playa haterz dat know where da CAPZ LOCK key iz.
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From: Daniel Hauyon      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 14 (Read/Post)
Hi ass face !

I'm from Canada and you gave me the prouf that some americain like you are still fucking dumb and racist. Stop playing GI-JOE. This is not a comic book...HELLO...earth calling to shit face. What happen you wanted to be a cop and was to fucking stupid. Yes people sometime puts to much shit in there car. But some car are very nice and some picture in this fucking site are not rice. You should do a tickets for domestics car for people that think that americain car are better then import car. If you take a americain car and put beside and garbage can there's no difference because is 100% AMERICAIN SHIT. It seems that you love to put tickets then why don't you put a tickets in your ASS for being the biggest loser in the internet. Owner of Civic SI 2000 and it's stock. I'm Canadian :)

This email is a trainwreck, eh?
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From: Kevin James      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
You are just another hater that is jealous of others people cars because they are better than you. You are a dime a dozen, but your page is creative. Too bad it landed in the hands of an idiot.

Hey everyone, here's a tip.. if you go around calling people idiots, don't do it in an email that makes you look like one yourself.
Posted by: Trooper


From: azndragon1128@hotmail.com      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
I think that you are just a loser who has nothing better to do than try to diss on tight ass rides. they are better than your domestic POS's. You just cant get over the fact that your car sux and ours dont. Your fuckin domestic cars suck. if you wanna diss on or cars, then go the fuck ahead. I just wanna say that my car is better than yours. your P.O.S. rusty domestic probably has cum cloggin up the dashboard that should show your only goin 30 while we laugh at you throught our tinted windows w/ bright yellow lines goin cross them. We'll have friends and girls in our rice rockets whille youve only got yo mamma and your right hand.

P.s. for the "cop" in the fan mail sec. my car can outrun your C.V. or impala anyday

P.s.s your fight hand got the hint that your left hand if banging your rice sized penis

Absolutely brilliant letter although the logic falls apart at the end. My question is, how does cum all over a dashboard show that you're only going 30mph? What if you're really good at jerking off and driving? That would make your whole 30mph theory fall apart.
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From: Racewagons@yahoo.com      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
You are nothing but a low-down punk! Get over your self!

Your site is Hateful! You target people that did nothing to you and for that you are a bitch, you also happed to target japanese people and their cars and call them derogatory racist things like "Rice Boy", and for that you are a racist bigot! I t would be the same thing if you targeted big-body cars with loud stereos and 20-inch chrome rims and call it N*gg*r Cop. Or target low riders and call it Sp*ck Cop. You are no better than any KKK slave driver bastards. You people need to realize this. If its all a joke, It AIN'T FUCKIN' FUNNY DAMMIT! I know your gonna make some witty little ego-maniac response to this letter pointing out some spelling error in the letter and passing over it as if it wasn't even important. Well, if you REALLY want to defend your damn site just answer me this one question that everybody has asked yet somehow YOU can't seem to EVER answer:
1. What kind of car do you have?
And another thing, nobody ever tried to say that they think stickers or yellow paint make their cars faster. You came up with that all by yourself. The only reason anybody puts stickers on thier fucking cars is to make it look better. Somtimes it does, sometimes it doesn't, thats their problem. the only other reason to put a sticker is to show what performance parts you have, some people do put a NOS sticker but do not have NOS, but do I ever see you looking under the hood to see if the sticker is true? Hell Fucking No! you just assume that nobody could possibly have any of those parts and give them a ticket. You can't back yourself up, I'm At Racewagons@yahoo.com, why don't you write me back this time and try to defend yourself, I wanna see what you really have to say.

Ok, ok.. I'll cancel the official Ricecop cross burning that I had all planned out.

Seriously though , "rice" refers to cars, not people. You are a "rice boy" if you drive a "rice" car, regardless of your nationality, race, etc.
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