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From: beena19@hotmail.com      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 119 (Read/Post)
You guys are the biggest bunch of cum guzzling gutter sluts I've ever come across. You know damn well that these ricemobiles are perfectly capable of 5-600hp figures and with their lightweight could spank many gas slurping ugly v8's. At least these people have some character. Sure anyone can drive down the road and see a cobra and say that shits fast, but that is the fun of having a fast import. Surprising people with a fast turbo 4 cylinder. To all those who don't like carbon fiber hoods, bite deez. You all have bad taste for hunky jacked up overweight cars that are only fun on a strip because they can't handle worth a shit. If I had 40,000 dollars to spend on a car I"d buy a early 90's civic hatchback and get about 500 hp out of it and make it look way better and faster than a fuckin mustang cobra for the same price. Hell I could convert the shit to rear wheel drive to for that price. Just thought I'd give you rednecks a piece of my mind. Tomorrow you can bad mouth me all you want and fly your confederate flags high with your stubborn American pride. Haven't you learned that everything else made in America is not worth crap.

If you spent $40,000 on an early 90's Civic you would be a colossal idiot and nothing more. By the way, this is exhibit 923093.
Posted by: Trooper


From: Maddogy      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 9 (Read/Post)
get a damn life... the cars u think are cool are fuckin hick cars... geta life...

Thanks for chiming in Maddogy. I can feeeeeeeeeeel the love.
Posted by: Trooper


From: NOStrdamus96@aol.com      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 7 (Read/Post)
you guys are lame what the fuck do you dive a 5.0 or SS real cool you dudes suck bad.

I usually do a triple-lindy, I've never heard of 5.0 or SS dives. Are those new? I'm digging the email address too. NOStrdamus.. Get it? NOS.. Oh, that's clever. You're a clever clever boy.
Posted by: Trooper


From: Matt Keeber      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 15 (Read/Post)
You guys just dont get it do you. We modify our cars to make them look individual to us, I for one put a lot of time and effort into making my car look as good as I think it can. And my car wins shows over here in England. Why slate us 'ricers' off just because we care about how our car looks and performs. Our cars are probably more roadworthy and reliable than any of your standard crap! then theirs the fact that we just piss all over you when we do put our foots to the floor, jeez guys, stop acting like your some first grader arguing over who gets to play with the toy.

Oh, and for your information, their was no repressed homosexuality, no spelling errors, just the one, minor swear word and correct punctuation and grammar. So please, the 'net is already full up with boring, pointless web sites. So please do the countless millions of internet users and take this dire, boring and incredibly pointless site off. I cant believe I just wasted a whole hour looking at it.

Matt, from the UK.

That's great, modify your car all you want and I or anyone else can share there opinion of it. But I may not share mine anymore based solely upon your extremely persuasive recommendation and critique to take my site down. Although one questions why you would spend an hour looking at a dire, boring and incredibly pointless site.
Posted by: Trooper


From: Anonymous Coward      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 8 (Read/Post)
All you guys convict people on is large exhaust tips or big wings! Why don't you all just get a life and write something people want to hear about, YOUR STUPIDITY!!! All of you need to get a good taste in cars because all the cars on your site are awesome, and could most definately beat anything that you could put up against it! If in fact you have cars, you're probably all 13 and 14 year olds who ride around on bicycles, pick out nice cars, admire them, and then hate on them cause you don't have anything near as nice or ever will.

Oh yeah by the way learn how to set up a web site cause yours sucks ASS!!!

Yes.. one can only hope to achieve the massive financial success required to buy a Honda Civic. I love how some people are so deluded that they insist on believing that their Civics/Accords/whatever are something special and unaffordable to the regular population. Wake up people, those cars are NOT special and are FAR from unaffordable.

By the way, send me your poll data and if the numbers add up I'll set up stupidity.ricecop.com, I'm sure it'll be a HUGE hit and then maybe I can afford that Civic I've been lusting over.
Posted by: Trooper


From: Drew Kilkenny      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 20 (Read/Post)
ok first off how can you saw a american made FORD is a ricer you people wouldnt know a nice car if one came up and bit you on the face. that car is sweet i have a ZX3 too you guys are just plain stupid the only rice cars out ther are hondas, and other jap cars american made cars are not rice burners this guys car is probally the sweetest ZX3 i have seen in a while and with hopes of makeing my car simmilar to his i hope you try to say mine is a rice'er and i will find your cars and piss in the gas tanks!

Ok, to clarify a few things before I respond to the Drewster (no relation to Punky Brewster). You can rice out any type of car, not just Japanese cars have the capability of being riced out. If you take a Ford Festiva (or a go-cart, it's pretty much the same thing) and put a big wing on it, throw a few vtec badges on there, maybe a windshield banner that says "Festiva POWER!!", you've just riced out a Festiva (and spent more on mods then the actual cost of the car). Second, this email is defending the Ford Focus in ticket 0039.
Now, I don't know about any of you guys (or girls) out there but I always thought the saying was "if one came up and bit you in the ass". I suppose a bite to the face would be far more noticeable though. Although when it comes down to it, I'd really rather not get bit in the face or the ass. Next, I know for a fact that when I took those pictures that car had absolutely NO mods at all aside from what you see on the outside. Then again you're probably the type of guy that considers stickers to be actual mods, right Drew? The next part is my favorite line in the entire email. If I even TRY to call Drew's car a ricer he will locate my car and piss in the gas tank. I for one would love to know how this would go down. Does Drew have GTPS(Global Trooper Positioning System)? Even if he did, it seems like a tremendous amount of effort just to come and piss in a gas tank. But then again, Drew doesn't strike me as one of the most rational people on the planet either. Anyway, Drew, your car is a rice-mobile. I'll leave my gas door open for ya.
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From: Jason Dezan      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
YOU HAVE MADE FUN OF SOME OF THE FINEST MODIFICATIONS ON THE PLANET. FURTHERMORE YOUR TASTE IN CARS IS CONSIDERED AMONGST OTHERS TO BE INADEQUATE. YOUR OPINION IS IRRELEVANT AND I AM SURPRISED YOUR PEERS HAVE NOT KILLED YOU YET. I AM ALL FOR FREE SPEECH ON THE NET BUT THIS IS AN ABUSE OF ALL RIGHTS. I WILL DO ALL IN MY POWER TO SEE THAT YOUR SITE IS REMOVED FROM THE NET. I AM NOT SURE WHAT KIND OF CARS YOU LIKE, BUT I AM SURE THEY ARE SOMEWHERE BETWEEN BAD AND WORSE. I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOUR CAR AND DO A FOLLOW UP ON HOW MUCH IT SUCKS. IF YOU WISH TO ENCLOSE A PHOTO OF YOUR TRICYCLE IN A RESPONSE I WOULD BE HAPPY TO CREATE A WEBSITE ON THE PARTICULAR PIECES OF GARBAGE YOU HAVE ADDED OR HAVE FALLING OFF.

Apparently everything in your power to stop the travesty of free speech that is this site is limited to sending an email. Next time use some of that power to figure out where the caps lock key is.

As for my tricycle you got it wrong. I don't have just one tricycle, I have many tricycles (in addition to my pinto and tempo). I've included pictures below so you can create a website on them. Let me know when you finish.

Here's my drag racing tricycle. I had it painted red because it impresses the ladies and I went with the leather seat option.









This is a picture of me at the last local autocross event.







Finally, here's a picture of my grandfather on his tricycle. He's really the one that deserves the credit for getting me into the whole tricycle subculture.



Posted by: Trooper


From: MARK PAULEY      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
You fag! Your just envious that we drive great looking cars and your stuck in a 78 pinto wagon which you only wish you could make look halfway decent. You should get a life (and a real job while you're at it).

I'll have you know that I'm quite happy with the way my 78 pinto wagon looks. There's a little rust here and there but it adds character to the car plus it matches my ford tempo that I have on blocks in my weed filled backyard. Pinto forever!
Posted by: Trooper


From: Stacy      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Your web site is really fucking gay!!!!
You just wish that your ford tempo looked as good as my type-r.
You must be a really cool person to sit on your ass all day and talk about how jealous you are of other peoples cars.

Thanks for the kind words Stacy. If my Tempo wasn't completely rusted out and in my backyard on blocks next to the old broken down tractor I bet it would give your type-r a good run. By the way, how's that @home account working out for ya?
Posted by: Trooper


From: theman20006866@aol.com      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 1 (Read/Post)
you are so stuped this is the stopedist stuff i have ever seen!you peps are just mad cus we have beder cars than you.what kind of cars do you drive?i bet you evey car on this web site can best yours

Let me bust out my translation software.. Spanish, German, French, Russian, Portuguese, Greek... Hmm... no option for "Complete Moron". Oh well.
Posted by: Trooper



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