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From: cooperad      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
u fucking cunts, i hope u all rot in hell just cos u aint got the sense to see theese cars are phat. so go fuck ur dad up the arse. Respect to the max power max's

It wouldn't be a true hate mail with out the tacked on gay insult. Get it straight cooperad, these cars be "mAd tYt3", not phat, know whut i'm sayin?
Posted by: Trooper

From: fu<k off      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
U bunch of tossers Going around tha U.S.A booking some of tha most wicked carz eva. I'll make ya a deal yer when ya can build a better looking car than any of those on your shit site I will then agree with what ya doing but u lot can fuck off with your shit comments about wicked cars coz U KNOW JACK SHIT WANKERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I'll make you a deal. When you put together a readable email I'll think about taking it seriously.
Posted by: Trooper

From: CWa9355477@aol.com      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 1 (Read/Post)
Hey fuck you little bitch. I f Catch near my car I will shoot. Its not my fault you cant afford a new import. Get a clue with you low tech pices of shit dumbestics. In the next couple of years nascar is going to be dominated by imports. Whens the last time you seen a american car when in the LEmans or in road racimng the don't you know why cause the suck

[2 minutes later this email was received from the same guy]

In case you din't get you homo fuck stay the fuck away from my car Or I will break your face. You fags think your so call putting peices of papers on peoples car. You and your butt buddys need to stay away from my car. Don't you thirteen year olds have some thing better to do. Go out and get laid or gett a job you dumb fucks, cause if I catch you neer my car I am going to smack and bend you over and sadmoize your punk bithc ass.

What will you shoot if you catch someone near your car? How many people have you shot so far? Do you shoot people that park next to you too? Are you some sort of crazed automotive serial killer bent on killing anyone that doesn't think your car is mAd tYt3?

Public Service Announcement:
Don't put "peices" of paper on Cwa9355477's car. It does not make you "call" and if you do he will either shoot you, break your face, or "sadmoize" you. So use your best judgment if you have psychically determined where CWa9355477 lives and what he drives.
Posted by: Trooper

From: dallas p      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Your a fucking dumbass with a gay site. Most of your fans are either: racist, pregidous, old, really gay and have nothing better to do, or have no sense of style. Your a fucking stupid asshole that has nothing better to do we should be telling you what to do not you telling us to do with our cars so you should get a life and you dont even fucking deserve to own a car you dirty piece of shit

I'd like to thank dallas for the demographic study, I'm sure it took weeks to complete and it seems that a lot of effort went into it. Ironically, I did a demographic study of my own in the last minute or two. It focused on people that write hate mails to sites they consider to be gay. I've concluded that these people consider spelling and grammar to be a lost art. Cursing, not so creative name calling, and liberal use of the word "tight" are the communication method of choice. Perceived jealousy is a rampant problem among this group as they think anyone and everyone is jealous of their mAd tYt3 sub $20k economy cars. Those are the high points of my study and looky, looky here.. dallas p fits that profile like a glove. Coincidence? I think not.
Posted by: Trooper

From: Lennie Tidd      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Hello Mr ricecop I'm from England were we don't have people like you because they all have been put down for there own good as I know like most of the English know 9/10 people in America are stupid I feel I need to tell you that you are one of the 9 it wasn't nice to speak to you so don't reply

Ok Lennie, *I* won't reply. I'm sure the other stupid Americans won't either.
Posted by: Trooper

From: Mr. Civic      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 2 (Read/Post)
Just wanted to say whats up and your site is the shit!!!!! If your a fucking fag and have no life... Your just mad that my little 1.8 liter kicks the shit out of your big V8 but no hard feelings. You homo's have a rice day now..

Your Pal,
Mr. Civic

What kind of dream world are you living in that makes you think ANYBODY would be jealous of a Civic? Do you understand the concept of jealousy? Why would anybody be jealous of something they could buy at anytime if they wanted to? If your name was Mr. Ferrari then yea, I might be envious but Mr. Civic? Not a chance.
Posted by: Trooper

From: Martin Smith      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Hey Bender

R u gay or something cos your website is. it is the most fuckin gay website i have ever seen. what is your problem with modified cars. normal cars r gay (like u). to make them look better u need to but on some decent stuff. i suppose your one of those drivers who drive in the middle lane at about 2 kph. have u ever got your car to go faster than that cos i doubt it. if u got a car drive it fast. thats what its made for fuck face. i'm from the uk and im sure you will be gettin more emails from britsh people tellin u what a fuckin ass hole u r cos your shitty site has been shown in Max Power (a magazine) and saying how shit it is.

hope u get your life sorted out fuck brain

Martin Smith

2nd Email:

me again

forgot to add to my previous email. if u have a fuckin problem with anything i said then email me back cos i want to no what your fuckin problem is (apart from being gay and having severe brain damage)

I wasn't going to put this email up since this was written to some guy named Bender but it seemed to be about a car site so I thought I'd put it up anyway. Our friend Martin loves talking about homosexuality, maybe he and Mr. Tiger should get together? Just a thought.
As for me driving 2kph in the middle lane, I like to go nuts sometimes and kick that up to 5kph, yea you heard me, 5! When you hit speeds like that it's really intense. Shortly after Martin's first brilliant email I got a second one asking to email him if you had a problem with what he said. So unless you have severe brain damage in which case you probably shouldn't be on the computer in the first place (Martin, I'm looking in your direction) feel free to write Mr. Smith if you feel anything he said is in error.
Posted by: Trooper

From: Ritesh Patel      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 1 (Read/Post)
first of all dont ever touch my car again, second, lets take ur rustangZ or shitty as camaros to a track that turns and has curves in it, and see how your piece of shit car handles!!!!! ENOUGH said FOREIGN forever.

P.S. get a job, instead of putting this shit on our cars, god knows we need to get ur homeless asses off the street!!!

I know, not only does being homeless suck but it's almost impossible to find a decent network drop in an alley.
Posted by: Trooper

From: Mr. Tiger      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 1 (Read/Post)
listen here you fuck balls. if i ever see any of you timewasting dildo's put any of your shit on my windshield, i'll chase you down and bash your brainless heads into your steering wheel. (or i will get your plate numbers, and find you later with 30 of my other "ricer" friends and have a little party with you. you are all a bunch of queer, do nothing, losers that have nothing better to do but be jealous of other peoples possetions that they work hard for. who cares about what other people do to THEIR things? you have nothing to do with it! you dont have to drive it! if they cut you off, then dont be a little pussy and start some little pussy club about it, catch up (if you can) and cut them off too! you pussy! anyone who had ever applied for, or used a "ricercop.com" ticket, has basically put a big hairy dick in their mouth, and sucked, and sucked for hours. DONT TOUCH MY SHIT, OR ANYONE ELSE'S FOR THAT MATTER! YOU ALL CAN EAT A HUGE DICK IN YOUR POS CARS, THEN YOU CAN LICK THE OIL THAT IT DRIPS OFF OF YOUR DRIVEWAY. I suggest you all carry a cell phone for the following reasons:

a) to call the police when im chasing you
b) to call the tow truck when your car is broken down
c) so your gay pimp can call you up and put you to work.

you all can eat a dick.

This is definitely one of the best emails I've gotten in a while. It's got all the elements of great ricecop emails taken to that next level. The repressed homosexuality (this email is DRENCHED in it), the lame threats, jealousy, and of course the sheer idiocy is present in full force. But let's get into it a bit, try to dissect it, pick Mr. Tiger's brain a bit (what little there is to pick anyway). It starts off with talking of "fuck balls", dildo's, and then 30 of his "ricer" friends.. Am I the only one seeing a connection here? If not then let's just drill the point home. A couple sentences and many spelling mistakes later we come up on phrases like "eat a huge dick", "sucking a big dick", "lick the oil that drips off", etc. Now, I'm not one to point fingers but this is all leading to some unsettling conclusions about what Mr. Tiger and his 30 "ricer" friends do in their spare time.
Moving on, Mr. Tiger presents a strong case for why we should all get cell phones. Let's hit them in order, the first one is "To call the police when Mr. Tiger is chasing you". I think it's safe to say that this one is limited to Mr. Tiger's local area. Let's be honest, Mr. Tiger can't prowl the streets everywhere, a couple counties maybe but even that is a stretch. So if anyone lives near Mr. Tiger and you find yourself being chased by some random person, that could be Mr. Tiger! Unless there are other people that live by Mr. Tiger that chase people, maybe it's a hobby in that area, I don't know. Point is, get a cell phone since Mr. Tiger would not only like to chase you but he'd enjoy being stopped by the cops on top of that. I wonder what Mr. Tiger's schedule looks like...

9:25AM: Wake up
9:30AM - 10:00AM: Eat
10:00AM - 10:20AM: Shower (optional for Mr. Tiger)
10:30AM - 5:00PM: "Hang out" with 30 ricer friends
5:00PM - 10:00PM: Chase random people around city
10:00PM - 10:15PM: Write stupid email to "ricercop.com"
10:15PM - 10:30PM: Think about how jealous everyone is of your car despite the fact that 90% of the population could buy it if they actually wanted to.
10:30PM: Go to bed and think happy Mr. Tiger thoughts.

OK, that was fun but let's get back to the Mr. Tiger's list. Choice B is actually a good reason, if your car breaks down or you get a flat or something it's always good to have a phone. Choice C pretty much pertains to Mr. Tiger personally, I don't think he should make assumptions about everyone else based on his life style. Well, that about covers it, I look forward to hearing from Mr. Bear and Mr. Lion in the future.
Posted by: Trooper

From: Terry Sok      Posted On: 6-10-2004 Comments: 1 (Read/Post)
this site is coo in respects to that there are crazy ass looking cars but I am from California and I have seen some hidious looking V8s that are trying to copy this ridiculous looking phase. But in the issue with Imports vs Domestics. I bet my money anytime on Imports. Here in Cali I see imports kill V8s left and right. So as for people talking all there ish on imports, well come out to Cali and see these sweet looking imports. Other than that this site is a fucking joke. PS have you had your V8 today? Ha ha

This email is all over the place.. the site is cool yet it still sucks. Well whatever, it was worth reading just for that "have you had your V8 today?" line. Not only did it crack up Terry but I can't stop laughing over here, it's THAT funny, really, it is.
Posted by: Trooper

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