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From: beena19@hotmail.com      Posted On: 2004-06-14 18:41:02 Comments: 119 (Read/Post)
You guys are the biggest bunch of cum guzzling gutter sluts I've ever come across. You know damn well that these ricemobiles are perfectly capable of 5-600hp figures and with their lightweight could spank many gas slurping ugly v8's. At least these people have some character. Sure anyone can drive down the road and see a cobra and say that shits fast, but that is the fun of having a fast import. Surprising people with a fast turbo 4 cylinder. To all those who don't like carbon fiber hoods, bite deez. You all have bad taste for hunky jacked up overweight cars that are only fun on a strip because they can't handle worth a shit. If I had 40,000 dollars to spend on a car I"d buy a early 90's civic hatchback and get about 500 hp out of it and make it look way better and faster than a fuckin mustang cobra for the same price. Hell I could convert the shit to rear wheel drive to for that price. Just thought I'd give you rednecks a piece of my mind. Tomorrow you can bad mouth me all you want and fly your confederate flags high with your stubborn American pride. Haven't you learned that everything else made in America is not worth crap.

If you spent $40,000 on an early 90's Civic you would be a colossal idiot and nothing more. By the way, this is exhibit 923093.
Posted by: Trooper

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#21 3-22-2002 @ 07:14:05 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
Hmm....I won't be "flying the Confederate flag high"....but I might just bolt the plate to the front of my car!

#22 3-23-2002 @ 10:34:33 AM
Posted By: NOSsucks Reply | Edit | Del
*sigh*, I should just make a macro to post on hate-mails. My response is always the same. I live in the south, I don't own a confederate flag, I'm not a racist, and I drive a modded civic. But I still think you have the IQ of a rock Beena.

#23 3-24-2002 @ 08:39:42 AM
Posted By: Mindspynn Reply | Edit | Del
I also live in the south. I hate the Confederate Flag. It shouldn't be flown. That's a bad part of our history and shows how completely stupid we were. I am not a racist. Most of my friends are from other races. I drive my mom's shitty Mustang. I want a Supra. So don't peg me as a fucking redneck....I am no where fitting the description of one. If anything I'm more of a punk. So fuck off Beena. *pppssstttt....my uncles Viper is just waiting for you to "spank" it. But if you value your pride you won't take it on.

#24 3-24-2002 @ 09:58:22 AM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
It's funny, these people say they aren't racist, yet they're judging US on the same stupid short-sighted criteria. (You don't like cars from other countries? Then you must not like people from other countries! RACIST FUCKS!) If you're going to judge me based on the car I drive, where I live, and what I think about the confederate flag, then you simply don't know me sir, and you never will. P.S. - I have friends who are black, and there are racist assholes EVERYWHERE, not just below the Mason-Dixon line. And though I do have a "Mullet-mobile" Firebird, my daily driver is a Honda Accord, gets good gas mileage, and except for a sticky choke that makes it hard to start, it's reliable transportation, but I don't get delusions that Riceboys do that it's a performance car.

#25 3-24-2002 @ 10:05:52 AM
Posted By: firebird4ever Reply | Edit | Del
Amen to that, I don't have a problem with Honda Accords, but don't put a spoiler on one and a huge exhaust tip and expect it to outrun me and the good ol' Mullet-mobile (now the new name for my Firebird). Why don't we just ask someone who owns both.....hey Low-Tech Redneck is there a chance that your Accord will outrun that Firebird?

PS: About the confederate flag, I don't associate that with slavery and everything, it's just the rebel flag....so I'm pretty sure if I had a '70 Charger it would be orange and have a big rebel flag on the top of it......until I crashed it jumping ponds and low-water bridges....

[Edited by firebird4ever on 3-24-2002 @ 10:06:21 AM]

#26 3-24-2002 @ 10:52:51 AM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
Considering the clutch is so worn, I don't get any accerlatrion in gears 2-5, I don't think so :-) Hell, a bulldozer could beat it on a hill, I swear. In case you're interrested 4ever, I have a tiny page devoted to my F-body project, see it at

http://www.tsncentral.com/usr/breaker/restoration/leo.htm


[Edited by Low-Tech Redneck on 3-24-2002 @ 11:12:22 AM]

#27 3-24-2002 @ 02:43:10 PM
Posted By: GBodyFreak Reply | Edit | Del
There's so much irony in all of this...do you know which is the most racist country in the world?It's not us! The Japanese have almost no immigration and they think so highly of themselves over there, they think everyone else is inferior. Before anyone goes running their mouth about how wrong that statement really is, look it up,it's based on facts and figures.

#28 3-24-2002 @ 09:39:15 PM
Posted By: 89_formula Reply | Edit | Del
I agree with lowtech redneck. Why in the hell does everything turn into a racism issue? Your calling us racist for bashing japanese cars. Do we bash you for bashing american cars? Hypocracy be damned. I also have to agree with firebird4ever, and i live about 80 miles south of canada.

#29 3-24-2002 @ 09:42:06 PM
Posted By: firebird4ever Reply | Edit | Del
That's gonna look awesome when your done with it Redneck.

#30 3-25-2002 @ 02:22:38 PM
Posted By: firebird4ever Reply | Edit | Del
Hey according to this site:

http://www.gearheadcafe.com/humor/humor-04.html

Us F-Body guys are all a bunch of hoods, Camaro drivers enjoy beating up people, Firebird drivers aren't so bad....we just carry around switchblades in out socks.

#31 3-25-2002 @ 04:26:47 PM
Posted By: SuperDave479 Reply | Edit | Del
Maybe for Camaro instead of putting "I enjoy beating the hell out of people." they meant to put "I enjoy beating the hell out of other people's cars in a race." ;)

#32 3-25-2002 @ 05:56:35 PM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Damn, SuperDave, you're nearly as bad as AC Schnitzer M3. You think the Camaro is the end-all be-all of cars. IT'S NOT. Anything the Camaro can do, another car can do better. It does offer a pretty good combination of a lot of good attributes, but JESUS, it's not like it's some fantabulous wonder-exotic. It costs around $25,000-$30,000, and you get what you pay for. And this brings up another problem I have with riceboys and Chevy guys: they can't seem to take someone else bringin' da jokez on their cars. I mean, any time anyone tells any sort of a joke about F-bodies, you can count on SuperDave or Obsidian or somebody trying to make some lame-ass comeback. And riceboys can't seem to accept that we make fun of their cars without making hollow threats and homosexual allusions. To their credit, Chevy guys are a lot less retarded than the riceboys, but seriously, if these guys had to put up with 1/3 of the shit Ford guys hear from narrow-minded assholes like themselves, they'd go postal.

[Edited by Mad Max on 3-25-2002 @ 05:57:52 PM]

#33 3-25-2002 @ 06:10:55 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
C'mon guys, lighten up, jokes are funny, if you can't take it, dont' dish it out. Stereotypes are funny too, now there are always the exceptions that proove the rule, but hey, I enjoy a little self degredation every now and again, why let others have all the fun?

#34 3-25-2002 @ 06:19:28 PM
Posted By: SuperDave479 Reply | Edit | Del
Dude, what crawled up your ass today? Did I say all that? No, you just pulled it from your ass. What I did say was true though. I do enjoy beating the hell out of other people's cars in a race. I do it all the time. If you can't accept that, I believe you can go to hell.

#35 3-25-2002 @ 06:47:23 PM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
No, you didn't say all that. And having just run across your car again, I'm pretty sure you do beat the hell out of a lot of cars. All I ask is that people have a sense of humor and be willing to take a joke from time to time. Not a lot of Camaro guys seem to have that capacity.

#36 3-25-2002 @ 07:08:34 PM
Posted By: SuperDave479 Reply | Edit | Del
I can take a joke. As a matter of fact, I was just having fun myself. I do get offended by stereotypes sometimes just like anyone else (mullet jokes for example) but not this time.

#37 3-25-2002 @ 08:01:28 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
Damn, you people will get into pussified arguments at the drop of a hat. There is nothing wrong with a Camaro. They aren't exactly the best cars in the world, but they're a great example of a V8 car. Anything tunable to 6 and 7 second quarter miles deserves instant respect (trust me on this one, I own a Camaro). I also get tired of mullet jokes, not because they're stereotypes, but because they aren't funny, they're just retarded.

#38 3-26-2002 @ 06:33:18 PM
Posted By: HatinOnHondas Reply | Edit | Del
< Dodge driving, nascar watching, four-wheeling, big truck mudding, Dixie Chicks listening, SLOWER lower Delaware living REDNECK GIRL.. and what?

#39 3-26-2002 @ 07:29:08 PM
Posted By: Lebo Reply | Edit | Del
wow, Hatin', you sound like fun! ;D

#40 3-26-2002 @ 07:37:02 PM
Posted By: CRXtrackguy Reply | Edit | Del
yeah, hatin. will you marry me? (j/k)

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