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From: loz corteil      Posted On: 2004-06-14 18:45:49 Comments: 31 (Read/Post)
UR Site is Pretty Shame Full u obviously dont own a car and realise that these people with these cars have put a lot of time and money in to there cars. it cost alot more to modifie a car than ur crappy little site using a cheap 100 quid package from jungle.com When our Cars Can top up to 100,000 quid so grow up US MAX HEADS RULE THE ROAD NETWORK Remember that What Gets u 2 work A Car!!!! Oh Yea I forgot u dont own 1 do u ride a push bike with a bell u panzy

Yours Faith fully

Lozzer Member of the gasto terrorist squad

This guy is either drunk or incredibly stupid. Either way this email gave me a good laugh.
Posted by: Trooper


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#1 6-28-2002 @ 11:47:27 PM
Posted By: 8ate8 Reply | Edit | Del
i think the funnier quotes from that is: "US MAX HEADS RULE THE ROAD NETWORK".. is that like an internet for people with licenses?

#2 6-29-2002 @ 12:41:59 AM
Posted By: cams116 Reply | Edit | Del
But its a damn fine pushy I have (and no it doesnt have a bell less areo dynamics and too much weigh so I took it off). And we are knocking the body kit/s on the car/s not the engine mods. Unless those mods are useless.

[Edited by cams116 on 6-29-2002 @ 12:42:51 AM]

#3 6-29-2002 @ 02:01:06 AM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Max Heads? What the hell is that, my fan club? Well, my fan club needs to be a bit more appreciative of my efforts to make fun of ricers. And if you'd take some time to read the site and read what is said here, you'll realize that most of us DO own and modify our own cars. But we don't have "100,000 quid" invested in them, because WE DO MODS THAT MAKE SENSE, ARE COST-EFFECTIVE AND ACTUALLY IMPROVE PERFORMANCE. My Mustang has under $20k in it, and I'll be surprised if your "100,000 quid" ride will beat it. (more)

#4 6-29-2002 @ 02:05:09 AM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Furthermore, the fact that some of "our cars can top up to 100,000 quid" does NOT mean that the average ricer has that much money in it. Another unfortunate symptom of ricerism: pointing to ONE mega-bucks, ultra-performance car that bears no resemblance to anything your average car enthusiast might encounter on the streets as somehow meaning that ALL imports are that fast. Well, got news for you: some of OUR cars run street-legal 6s in the quarter. So if you want to look at the very top end, we got you licked there too. For any given amount of modification and money invested, an American- or Australian-built V8 will kick the beans out of a Japanese I4 or V6. Period. That's all. Baby goes to bed now. Don't like it? Grow some taste.

#5 6-29-2002 @ 02:06:23 AM
Posted By: Moose Reply | Edit | Del
hey look...max is on
rough day pal?
hehe :

[Edited by Moose on 6-29-2002 @ 02:06:57 AM]

#6 6-29-2002 @ 02:08:16 AM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Just a little drunk is all. :-)>

#7 6-29-2002 @ 02:10:40 AM
Posted By: Moose Reply | Edit | Del
hahaha, cheers! what was tonight's bev of choice?

#8 6-29-2002 @ 02:12:19 AM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Killian's, and then Captain Morgan and Coke. Good times. I'm mostly sobered up now, though.

#9 6-29-2002 @ 02:14:04 AM
Posted By: Moose Reply | Edit | Del
morgan looks so good, I was down in the caribbean last summer and feasted on the finest morgan's rum cakes ever, duty free too!

#10 6-29-2002 @ 06:00:17 AM
Posted By: cams116 Reply | Edit | Del
Good work with the Aussie V8 call Max. And little riceboy dont get started on the rotor is an import thing. Because I will shut you down in everyway posible with that.

#11 6-29-2002 @ 01:16:15 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
Captain Morgan rules!

Regarding the letter: What in the aching-assed hell is the "gasto terrorist squad"?

#12 6-29-2002 @ 08:44:36 PM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Whatever it is, he's a "Lozzer" member of it.

#13 6-29-2002 @ 09:31:55 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
Maybe his name is "Lozzer", and he's a member of the gastro terroist squad.

So it should be, "Lozzer, Member of the gasto terrorist squad."

#14 6-29-2002 @ 10:58:39 PM
Posted By: NerfHerder Reply | Edit | Del
what a second I have a question, What's a quid? is it a money value? I'm not an Atlas or something.

#15 6-29-2002 @ 11:16:44 PM
Posted By: Mindspynn Reply | Edit | Del
Well, at least this letter is original....I mean sure you have the classic "you own no cars" thing but there's no reference to sexual preferences or to Domestics being bad handling/slow shit. Gotta give 'em credit for that....

#16 6-29-2002 @ 11:30:39 PM
Posted By: CRXtrackguy Reply | Edit | Del
quid is slang for pound, if I'm not mistaken. I'm guessing our friend is English.

#17 6-30-2002 @ 12:27:16 AM
Posted By: 8ate8 Reply | Edit | Del
he's an Englishmen that didn't pass english.. i think he took ebonics in high school.

#18 6-30-2002 @ 12:40:37 AM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
English Ebonics... now my brain hurts. Ow.

#19 6-30-2002 @ 02:13:28 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
Aussies say "quid", too, so our friend here might be Austrailian.

#20 6-30-2002 @ 04:11:45 PM
Posted By: MadScientistMatt Reply | Edit | Del
This guy must be going for trying to get revenge on Trooper by giving him a headache with inexplicable and poorly written ravings. I've got to wonder if the gastro terrrorist squad's anything like Spleen from "Mystery Men."

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