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From: Anonymous Coward      Posted On: 2004-06-10 19:08:46 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Dear faggot,
You have my CRX on your site you fucking homosexual. Ticket 0029, asshole. I would suggest that you take the car off because you don't knwo who I am and where I can be found but gee i know who you are and where you can be found. I'll just look in the Rochester gay bars. From what I understnad your mother has a directory. When I do find your cum stained Pinto with RIT stickers (I know you go there since you're a faggot who can't get laid so you must be a geek and that's a faggot geek school) on it we can race. Not only that but to give me yolur "cool" ticket you ahd to touch my car and if you ever do taht again I will break your hands which will be bad for yo since you won't be able to jerk your boyfriend off you[ll have to suck his cock instead. Or just let him ram your asshole like I do to your mother. Your lucky I don't reprot your ass (which is probably red and sore from getting fucked all day by your faggot boyfriend) to the cops for tresspassing upon my personal property. And to all the assholes in the forums talking shit about my girl I say FUCKYOU MOTHERFUCKERS. Show yoru face and I'll beat your fucking ass.

Oh my god that is a great letter. I love it. You seem to be a touchy guy. When people put advertisements under your wiper do you break their hands as well? Ricers don't seem to have much of a sense of humor at all. From your letter I can tell that you are obviously at the very least a Harvard graduate, so I can see why you might look down on other less prestigious schools. Obviously your girlfriend is attracted to intelligence and wealth, with such an eloquently worded letter and a high-end sports car such as yours, that has to be the case. On a serious note, you sound like a psychotic loose cannon.. calm down and learn how to take a joke.
Posted by: Trooper

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