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From: Phdnlove@aol.com      Posted On: 2004-06-14 18:45:05 Comments: 21 (Read/Post)
hi ... nice site ... no not really ... who the fuck r you fucking shit eating cock suckers 2 b going around and judging peoples cars and what they do 2 them????? huh. you fucking bunch of bitches?????????????? why don't you try approaching the person while they are in there cars????? oh that's probably because your taking the pictures from your moms mini vans ... is that true? you gutless fucking pricks!!! oh but i bet you think IM mad because i got a "ricecop" ticket?? no sorry 2 hurt your feelings faggots but i never got one of your "tickets" but hey i don't drive my moms van like you homos ... posted up in your little tiny house all fucking each other in the ass. Its all good. Its all love and you have no life ... thank you have a very nice day...
from THE ONE

Thanks for the compliment.. ohhhh.. damn, you got me! You had me going up until the "no no really" part. That was smooooooth. Anyway, my mom has an ASTROvan.. It's not just a minivan, it's an ASTROvan. That means the van has something to do with outer-space. Can you say that about your Huffy? Yea, that's what I thought. One more thing, you can "post" up in your tiny house and do whatever the hell you want to do but don't make the mistake of assuming that your hobbies are the same as everyone elses. Oh yea, almost forgot.. nice zinger at the end there. RICE "BITCH ASS" COPS. That is comedy GOLD. Here's a cookie, you deserve one.
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#1 6-10-2002 @ 02:38:49 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del

THE ONE what?

What, does this guy have a Keanu Reaves complex or something? I can definitely tell that he's a repressed homosexual (you can always tell that by the amount of time they spend calling everyone else gay), and he also has the wit and intelligence of a dry turnip. Go home, THE ONE. Go put some Kanji on your Fuego.

#2 6-10-2002 @ 04:47:58 PM
Posted By: Majin Buu Reply | Edit | Del
I don't know about my mom but my dad has a MiniVan. It probably has more pickup then whatever you were driving. I'm sure you would have loved to be there when the ticket was put on your car but I bet you're never around your car because you know it's funny to look at and you don't want to be assosiated with it. You quick get out lock it and run and hope no one saw you. Next time choose a better name then "THE ONE", it was a fun movie to watch and I'm sure Jet Li isn't happy a lamer like you is using his movie title.

#3 6-10-2002 @ 05:54:21 PM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Who am I "2 b going around and judging peoples cars and what they do 2 them?????" Why, I'm an automotive enthusiast with opinions! You're welcome to judge my ride any time you want; your opinion will be noted and logged, and if it is dumb, it will be ignored. But you have the right to it. And at least half of MY rice pics were taken on the road, with people in the car watching me take pictures. Do they try to chase me? Sometimes. Do they catch me? Hahahaha.... suuuure they do. And again with the riceboy obsession with homosexuality... anyone who disagrees with you is gay or otherwise perverted. Let's see, what does that say about YOU, that you're so obsessed with that topic that it's all you can use to insult people?

#4 6-11-2002 @ 02:02:22 AM
Posted By: cams116 Reply | Edit | Del
I do tell people their car is rice to thier face.

#5 6-11-2002 @ 07:41:11 AM
Posted By: 454Nova Reply | Edit | Del
me too cams. Everytime i pass one with its windows down i repeat the same cry.... RICE!!!!

#6 6-11-2002 @ 07:46:03 AM
Posted By: 454Nova Reply | Edit | Del
Also, how much trouble is it to type out "TO", rather than use the number "2"? Lazy ricer?

#7 6-11-2002 @ 12:57:51 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
Yeah, but typing "2" instead of "to" or "too" is cool!

Uh, excuse me, I mean cold.....

#8 6-11-2002 @ 09:33:34 PM
Posted By: Bubba Reply | Edit | Del
Well, I need to get a Rice POS car, I decided this since I don't want to be a Fucking Queer, Homo Butt Fucker. Also I will stop taking pictures from my moms Minivan right away

#9 6-11-2002 @ 10:54:48 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
........that movie sucked shit.....and calling yourself the one shows what kind of a dumb fuck you are!.......

.....stop bragging about how fast you think you are......because it is well odvious your car is stock......your slow tight!......

......(isn't it interesting that they like to make up a story about you and then belive that that is what your life is made up of?)......

#10 6-16-2002 @ 07:11:01 PM
Posted By: Mindspynn Reply | Edit | Del
People who brag they have a fast car only do so because the reality is their car is slower than shit. Some of us (not me, but some others) need only mention what car they have and every car person here knows it's fast. Plus they have instant respect. Some (like my friend Matt) do need to explain the mods on the car. We don't have to go around screeming how fast our car is, or saying stupid shit like "...because your taking the pictures from your moms mini vans..." to respect each other and know our cars talents.
Alright, I believe I am done ranting.

#11 6-16-2002 @ 10:30:20 PM
Posted By: cams116 Reply | Edit | Del
Do they type too or to when they mean 2?

#12 6-17-2002 @ 02:15:17 AM
Posted By: cuda_man Reply | Edit | Del
now this guy is Funny!!

#13 6-21-2002 @ 03:42:54 AM
Posted By: CRXtrackguy Reply | Edit | Del
One of my greatest pleasures is taking a picture of a ricemobile and having the owner asking me if I like his/her car. Then I get to look em in the eyes and say, "No."

#14 6-25-2002 @ 03:22:06 AM
Posted By: I_Love_Ricers Reply | Edit | Del
dude not only is Bubba very funny..... but i was on the prowl for RICE to take pictures of tonight.... guess what... as i had my camera (on the street, no minivan involved) the guy who own the car came up... i was like "hey do you mind if i take some pictures of your car?" he was like "no, go ahead" i was like "so do you race this thing?" he was like "yeah, i'm about to go to the tracks right now with my girlfriend" (he motioned to a green civic ricer his was a purple subaru) i was like "that's nice... how much do these cost?" he's like "oh well acutally prety cheap it's cost about 18k altogether" i also found out he was part of a 'prototype racing team' with his friends and he was busy putting in some new mods and he had FWD and went 0-60 in about 4.9 seconds........ i mentioned i wasn't a fan of ricers, i prefered muscle cars... he did not call me gay, he said "yeah i am too, i just got a chevy nova with a nice small block 350 in it i'm working on that too" and you know what we were

#15 6-25-2002 @ 03:27:27 AM
Posted By: I_Love_Ricers Reply | Edit | Del
totally fine with that, no name calling, just agreement... i had respect that he admitted that his import tuner did not have the potential that a fat V8 had, but that what he had done with it put him in position to compete well with most lightly modded or stockfirebirds/mustangs n shit......

which brings me to my point.... why is it that all these stupid shits keep emailing (besides entertainment) and talking about what fuckheads we are? i think i am correct when i say nobody minds a modified import car as long as they don't make it look ridiculous with barely any performance upgrades and go out and spit on other performance cars because they have more displacement (me and rice dude also talked about this, he thinks it is a challenge to face V8 cars because they really do have the advantage with the engine and RWD) anyway... i think most of the people who write in really don't know anything about cars, they merely complain because their choice car is attacked because

#16 6-25-2002 @ 03:29:27 AM
Posted By: I_Love_Ricers Reply | Edit | Del
IT HAS NO REAL PERFORMANCE VALUE!!! all the money is spent on imagery! and we think that is stupid! now what is the point of driving something slow that is supposed to be 'fast'? and that is why they are angry! WE CALL THEM ON THEIR LIMITED KNOWLEDGE!!!

anyway sorry for taking up so much space with my shit... really this guy "the one" is pretty stupid and should be treated like someone who has a hole in his head..... the end

#17 6-25-2002 @ 04:09:14 AM
Posted By: irocpilot Reply | Edit | Del
so does he know you were gonna put his car on the net and make fun of it?

#18 6-25-2002 @ 06:42:08 AM
Posted By: Mad Max Reply | Edit | Del
Precisely. It's like Chris Rock's "Black People Vs. Niggers" bit. I like import performance guys. I respect import performance guys. But riceboys have got to go.

#19 6-25-2002 @ 08:16:17 PM
Posted By: elanderholm Reply | Edit | Del
fee fi fo figga, boy i hate a ...nevermind...chris rock is the funniest guy on the planet! :)

(begin PC rant)
no offense intended. it is from a comic bit chris rock does. if you haven't seen it, just know i'm not a racist bastard. chris rock was alluded to above.
(end PC rant)

[Edited by elanderholm on 6-25-2002 @ 08:17:50 PM]

#20 6-25-2002 @ 09:22:24 PM
Posted By: CRXtrackguy Reply | Edit | Del
I can't stand Chris Rock's standup. He's not that funny. I don't get why he's as big as he is.

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