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From: Stephen E. Jones      Posted On: 2004-06-10 20:09:32 Comments: 4 (Read/Post)
to the people of ricecop you are bracking many laws one is toughing someones car. I'm a cop for oakland p.d and I will tell you if i eaver see any of you fake ass think your a cop ass on my beat you will be going to jaill.IT is not funny what your doing it is very rude for you to think you have the right to pass judgment on someones car or on their lifesyal as a person. you are a racest and you need to learn some fucking maners and I will tell you if your ass even steps foot in oakland you will learn maners very quikley just remember what I have told you and don't let me see your ugly ass in my city

Well the first thing that tipped me off that this probably wasn't from a real police officer was well.. the whole email. I'm positive police officers have to have good reading and writing skills among other things and looking at that above email it just doesn't quite strike me as being well written.
This email also gives the impression that Steve's beat is the entire city of Oakland.. that's a lot of ground for one guy to cover. My guess is that Steve's real beat is his backyard and somebody with an IQ above oh, let's say 30, told him that the backyard was in Oakland. Our main man Steve, who was blessed with the mental capacity of a broken wood chipper, understood that as "Hey, my backyard is Oakland!". So as tempting as the jungle gym may be my suggestion to everybody is to stay out of Steve's backyard or "you will learn maners very quikley!".
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#1 7-12-2004 @ 02:11:36 AM
Posted By: Bronze Reply | Edit | Del
Just how do you go about "bracking" a law or "toughing" someone's car? They must speak a bizarre version of English in Oakland. Or wait.... maaayyybe... Yep, it's just a ricer dumbass PRETENDING to be a cop. Unless they allow illiterate high school dropouts on the police forcer there. I think even an Oakland cop knows how to spell "jail". Typical ricer goob!

#2 9-23-2004 @ 05:40:52 PM
Posted By: lampshade Reply | Edit | Del
I will tell you if your ass even steps foot in oakland you will learn maners very quikley

Hahahah! How can someones ass...step foot? Does he think everyone has a foot growing out of there ass like him?

#3 2-02-2005 @ 01:01:52 PM
Posted By: Metalhead2003 Reply | Edit | Del
GO STEVE! YOU MAKE SURE THOSE PEOPLE "learn maners very quikley" ON YOUR JUNGLE GYM!!! Yeah, it's just another dumbfuck brainwashed by "The Fast and the Furious". Even if he was a cop, he should have some kind of P.D. E-mail liked to the barracks or even something resembling an official note from an authority, like a seal or symbol or something. RICERS.... *shakes head*

#4 5-30-2005 @ 12:04:06 AM
Posted By: Subourbon187 Reply | Edit | Del
Hey, looks like we got an e-mail from Vin Diesel himself!

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