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From: michael tran      Posted On: 2004-11-22 20:17:38 Comments: 19 (Read/Post)
what the fuck is this rice cop shit bitch? u fuckin got no life if u own this fuckin site.. dont ever try to ticket my car again bitch n this shit is gay... who da fuck thought of this? by the way half the shit u check down for my car aint even true bitch

Ok bitch. I got it bitch. Don't try to ticket your car bitch. Guess what bitch. You say bitch a lot bitch. Saying bitch that many times is cool bitch. I bet you're fun to talk to in person bitch. Later bitch.
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#1 11-22-2004 @ 10:15:56 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
Sad part is, this probably represents this guy's ENTIRE known vocabulary........ including the liberal use of the letter"U" since he apparently hasn't discovered the word "you" yet.

"dont ever try to ticket my car again bitch n this shit is gay"

So, what you're saying mike is that your car is gay? Ok, thanks for the clarifacation there

#2 11-23-2004 @ 08:47:33 AM
Posted By: Sensekhmet Reply | Edit | Del
Yes I have no life *evil laughter*

#3 11-23-2004 @ 03:20:11 PM
Posted By: Fonzy Reply | Edit | Del
Michael Tran... as in Transexual??? She is probably the catcher in the relationship. No wonder she's so pissed!

#4 11-23-2004 @ 07:20:51 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
I'm starting a motion: the site name should be changed from "Ricecop" to "Rice Cop Shit Bitch".

All in favor, say "Aye".

#5 11-24-2004 @ 01:31:21 AM
Posted By: 94se Reply | Edit | Del
no...............
say"TYpe arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr........
"

#6 11-30-2004 @ 06:29:52 AM
Posted By: Subourbon187 Reply | Edit | Del
Who da fuck though of this? Well...WE da fuck thought of this.

#7 12-01-2004 @ 03:27:22 AM
Posted By: hooligan Reply | Edit | Del
He's just sore because HE didn't da fuck think of it first...

#8 12-08-2004 @ 05:34:32 AM
Posted By: 94se Reply | Edit | Del
He's sore from other reasons.............

#9 12-08-2004 @ 05:35:29 AM
Posted By: 94se Reply | Edit | Del
.................probably involving "da fuck"

#10 12-13-2004 @ 03:25:33 AM
Posted By: musclecar Reply | Edit | Del
Not to make it a racial thing but, asian ricers are usually the lamest when they post shit. Their whole vocabulary is out of whack, and you get a headache sometimes trying to figure out what the fuck they're saying. "U bitch man, ma civic kiww yo domestic piece o shit, I go eat flied lice now, bye bitch".

#11 12-18-2004 @ 02:11:39 AM
Posted By: 94se Reply | Edit | Del
Musclecar, remeber this....
"Lost in Translation"
Think about it.

#12 12-18-2004 @ 11:56:49 AM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
#10, That's not asian speak, that's "17 year old high-school kid who's very very very angst ridden" speak

Ah, rice truely does cross all boundries

#13 12-18-2004 @ 03:14:38 PM
Posted By: cj1977 Reply | Edit | Del
Both of cars I own are from Japan. I own a 04" 350Z and a 89" CRX Si with a B16A1 which is my daily driver. I do not think either of them are near being a "ricer" if the definition of a ricer is a car that looks fast but it's not, but I guess that is up to the driver. I found this site one day by luck and it just makes me laugh. The owner of the site can do and say what ever he wants with out violatng an individual's civil rights. While some may want to point out asian import automobiles that are "riced" up I like to do the same for domestic vehicle, but I am not making a site based on those findings. I just make a mental note about it and laugh.

#14 12-18-2004 @ 03:22:31 PM
Posted By: cj1977 Reply | Edit | Del
#10, So what's an "asian ricer"? Is it a person an there car along with a go faster than anyone attitude because they added a few mods not any true internal engine modes? You said asian ricer so I am not sure if you are refering to an individual, the car, or both. I do not think there is really a correct definition of a ricer? In my own words I think a ricer is a car that is cosmetically enhanced and has a few mods such as a muffler and an aftermarket ait intake system and after all that is done the owner drives the car in such a manner you may think he/she is trying to race anything with wheels. If I see a Cavalier with ground FX and a big high spoiler the first thing that comes to my mind is ricer and the same goes for a foriegn car as well.

#15 12-18-2004 @ 03:26:51 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
Trust me, a determined person can rice ANYTHING

#16 12-18-2004 @ 05:01:25 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
#13, The owner of the site can do and say what ever he wants with out violatng an individual's civil rights.

When did he do that?

#17 12-19-2004 @ 04:35:07 AM
Posted By: musclecar Reply | Edit | Del
#14, By "asian ricer" I meant the individual. A "Ricer" is typically the individual, a "rice rocket", "rice burner" is typically the actual car.

On a different note. Ricers do usually think their cars with aftermarket mufflers and wings are fast. As a matter of fact, I was out cruising with my girlfriend in my Chevelle today, and I saw a black civic with a huge wing coming up behind me to my left (I was in the right lane obviously) but keeping it's distance. I saw in my side view mirror that there were two guys in it, and I can tell they were admiring my big sticker I have on my rear window which is a sticker of Calvin, of Calvin & Hobbes, pissing on "Rice Burners". So anyways, I got to a stop sign first, and there was no car in front of them, and they could have gone head to head with me at the stop, but they chose to get into the left turn lane, and when I started to take off, the moron revs up his little four-banger and all I see are puffs of black smoke coming out his huge muffler. So then I just yelled out to them laughing, "I wish I had black shit coming out of my exhaust like that!" then I laughed some more and they just had this look on their face like "fuck you" but didn't say anything and I just burned out and left. My whole thing is, if they thought their big bad rice civic was so bad ass, why didn't they meet me at the line instead of getting into the turn lane. Oh ricers, they tickle me, LOL.

#18 12-19-2004 @ 06:38:58 AM
Posted By: Sensekhmet Reply | Edit | Del
#17, What is amusing is the fact that Civics, Neons, etc. are quite light and nimble cars. They would do OK in autoX or club racing (in their class), but ricers choose to use them as drag cars. Why?
Maybe because they can't drive...

#19 12-28-2004 @ 04:13:05 AM
Posted By: Subourbon187 Reply | Edit | Del
#14, You're thinking too much man. We're just here to laugh at these monstrosities and the morons who drive them, We can only hope that one day the majority of kids in America will come to their senses and stop making laughing stocks out of there cars. But until that day comes we're all here to have fun at someone else's expense.

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