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From: Moandcase@aol.com      Posted On: 2004-06-21 14:39:15 Comments: 17 (Read/Post)
Let me tell you something you sick fuck, you better keep your little trashy ass away from my damn car. You are just jealous because your momma whipped your ass when you were a baby and didn't give you allowance growing up, so you can't afford to hook your shit up. You're probably driving around in a damn Volkswagen, a 1969 one at that. If I catch you putting something else on my damn car it will take the Army, Air Force, Marines, Navy and National Guards to get my foot and my gun barrel out your ass. UNDERSTAND BITCH. Now carry your cracker barrel ass somewhere else and put that shit on somebody else's car. With your jealous ass. Everything on my car cost more than you, your wife and your ugly ass children.

Well at least you admit that the money you use to "hook up" your car comes from your parents (in the form of an allowance I'm guessing). As for my car, get it right buddy, it's a rusted out Ford Tempo on blocks surrounded by weeds in my backyard. In fact, I even have a picture of it, take a look:

This picture was taken before I put it on blocks and before the weeds grew around it but you get the idea, it's a mean machine. Anyway, back to your email/threat/stupidity display.. So let me ask you, you say if I put something else on your car I'll have to call on various branches of the US Military to get your foot and gun barrell out of my ass? What if I put the same thing on it, would that provoke the same response from you? (The response being ramming objects up other people's asses) What if I put a dollar on it? That's kind of like the allowance you get from your parents.. would I still have to call the various branches of the military? My guess is regardless of what I or anyone else does, you'd find a reason to stick something up their asses. It's just something you seem to enjoy doing.
Well, I hope you enjoy your "car that cost more than you", it must be one damn expensive car. While you're at it, make sure to park it in a public place so you have a reason to ram things up people's asses. Unprovoked ass ramming is frowned upon but if you have your car there I'm sure you can find a valid reason for it.
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#1 10-03-2002 @ 07:07:05 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
I wasn't really scared of this guy till he threatened to call the national guard, then I was quaking in my boots.... at least he didn't threaten to call the coasties in too

#2 10-03-2002 @ 07:59:34 PM
Posted By: DiRF Reply | Edit | Del
Naval Reserve! Call in the Naval Reserve!

"After basic training, you only have to work one weekend a month, and most of that time you're drunk off your ass..." (Simpsons quote)

#3 10-04-2002 @ 02:38:01 AM
Posted By: Speedfreak2.0 Reply | Edit | Del
You'd better be scared biznatch. The special forces train for this shit.

#4 10-04-2002 @ 04:09:21 AM
Posted By: Zero Reply | Edit | Del
Hahha, typical spoiled ricers! I'm so glad one of them step forward to admit it's their "PARENTS" money, damm whiny lil morons, and speaking of bodykits for this month, what's the purpose? ( I'm thinking with all that extra added and pointless weight) the other purpose is to make their car look stupier and uglier.

#5 10-04-2002 @ 07:48:24 PM
Posted By: WaYnO Reply | Edit | Del
sounds like someone was breast-fed by his father!

#6 10-04-2002 @ 08:37:04 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
Blah, blah, blah, jealous, blah, blah, my car, blah, jealous, blah blah.

Typical bullshit ricer e-mail. Next!

#7 10-05-2002 @ 10:04:09 AM
Posted By: kstagger Reply | Edit | Del
I am so jealous of civic - just think, I could have a 127hp engine in a small compact car that I can barely squeeze into (plus the wing and all that crap), or a 5.0L v8 in a mid-sized rwd car that can seat 4 comfortably, with t-tops, and a trunk large enough to hide 3 dead bodies...

oh - if only I could afford a civic - I'm so poooor!

#8 10-05-2002 @ 07:31:10 PM
Posted By: DiRF Reply | Edit | Del
Careful kstagger, some ricers may not think you're joking...sarcasm is a foreign idea to them.

#9 10-07-2002 @ 10:35:47 AM
Posted By: 64 Grand Prix Reply | Edit | Del
Who's sick? Not us. Believe me, there are more people like us in the world than you sub-humans. Ricers are God's mistake. All rice is trash, it is not fast, and it doesn't look cool. No one agrees with you douche bags except for your rice friends. Just the fact that you think hanging out in the parking lot at McDonalds talking about all things rice proves that you do not have the right to breathe my air. I spit on your vehicles in the parking lot because they are such an eye sore. You always think you're better than every one else and you have to let every one know it. You talk about owning a gun, but do you know how to use it? Test your knowledge by putting it in your mouth and pulling back on that little lever inside that little ring in front of the handle.

#10 10-07-2002 @ 08:51:59 PM
Posted By: MightyJoeStalin Reply | Edit | Del
Wow. All i have to say is wow. oh, and possibly that even a 69' VW is better than your POS jap shit.

#11 10-11-2002 @ 12:21:59 PM
Posted By: MrBungle Reply | Edit | Del
#10, How about my 75 VW? http://1975.cjb.net

#12 10-11-2002 @ 07:04:25 PM
Posted By: Lebo Reply | Edit | Del
VERY nice v-dub, MrBungle! :D

#13 10-16-2002 @ 03:58:52 PM
Posted By: Imprt Etr Reply | Edit | Del
lets start off with..when in the hell did civics start costing alot of money...it lke costs 1,500 for a '98......and i think 69 bugs are awesome......atleast then can make a pass faster then your civic at 12.35 @ 63.2 MPH...........

#14 10-18-2002 @ 06:57:27 PM
Posted By: MadScientistMatt Reply | Edit | Del
Hmmm... who else would rather drive a hopped up '69 VW Beetle than a riced out Civic?

#15 10-19-2002 @ 01:11:49 AM
Posted By: Commander_Chaos Reply | Edit | Del
Id rather drive a VW slapvan

#16 9-16-2004 @ 08:01:16 PM
Posted By: offroad_boy Reply | Edit | Del
I've seen bugs even older than a 1969 run a 10 second quarter mile, alot of those bugs out there could smoke your ricers. i drive a 1965 vw and would take it over some riced out car any day.

#17 10-19-2005 @ 08:16:08 AM
Posted By: 403 Bandit Reply | Edit | Del
...I think he likes sticking stuff up dude's asses...fagot.

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