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Submitted by: RiceHater       Ticketed: Comments: 12 (Read/Post)
The golden (and redundant) "H" and spray-painted interior more than make up for this cars other shortcomings.

Make/Model: Honda CRX   Posted by: Trooper


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#1 7-24-2004 @ 07:25:56 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
Well, at least he's got the oh-so-important racing seats installed, you know, cuz cars can't be fast unless they've got racing seats!

#2 7-24-2004 @ 11:12:12 PM
Posted By: musclecar Reply | Edit | Del
This is a prime example of "naco rice". For those of you that aren't familiar with the term, naco is a term used to refer to hispanic illegals that don't speak or understand a bit of english and are uneducated, (I can say that because I'm mexican). The big CHAVEZ banner just screams "I'm a big naco". There is no shot of the rear but I'm willing to bet that this piece of crap has the signature "Nike swoosh" that nacos tend to use on their cars. I know many of you have seen "naco rice", generally they drive older models hondas or toyotas and they have the huge chrome wheel wells and the wheels stick out like a foot from the car. Essentially they cover the exterior of their car in chrome and have a "Nike Swoosh" somewhere on the car, usually a huge one on the rear window.

[Edited by musclecar on 7-24-2004 @ 11:13:14 PM]

#3 7-26-2004 @ 07:41:07 PM
Posted By: hondaman2000 Reply | Edit | Del
I think those are seat covers. At least it don't have some stupid body kit.

#4 7-26-2004 @ 10:30:41 PM
Posted By: Bronze Reply | Edit | Del
Why the hell would anyone put a sneaker company logo on his or her car?

#5 7-27-2004 @ 01:03:48 AM
Posted By: Tastycakemix Reply | Edit | Del
#2, !!Attention all non-mexicans!! You have now received information that is internal to the mexican culture. Do not do the following in an attempt to be cool:

1) Start having you and your friends call each other Nacos.
2) Go to your "mexican friend" i.e., the only hispanic you talk to and show that you are "down" by sharing this information.
3) Do not steal the ideas posted and #2, start a trend and act like you originated the idea.I know it will be tempting but don't do it!
4) Run immediately to a hispanic neighborhood in glee feeling like you can be down with hispanics.

DO do the following
1) Be yourself. Everyone will like you a lot better and give you respect if you had more respect and pride for yourself. Examine the folks that are down-to-earth and you will see my point.
2) Do not turn your car into a Ricer. If she doesn't like you now, she never will. Forget her and focus on yourself. When you do that, women will come to you.
3) Everything else will fall into place if you keep moving with steps #1 and #2.
4) Take the stickers off your car. The car don't make the man, the man make the car.

Do this and be free.

[Edited by Tastycakemix on 7-27-2004 @ 01:04:53 AM]

#6 7-27-2004 @ 07:33:43 AM
Posted By: SmooveB Reply | Edit | Del
Where I live, practically all hispanics drive crappy 80's Civics with horrible paint jobs, half-way falling off body kits, dual fake exhausts, and occasionally even "VETECH [sic]" stickers. I'm not being racist, I'm just stating something that ive noticed over the years while living in my town.

#7 7-27-2004 @ 11:30:14 PM
Posted By: musclecar Reply | Edit | Del
#6, I wouldn't think of you as a racist because everything you are saying is true.

#8 7-28-2004 @ 10:39:03 PM
Posted By: hondaman2000 Reply | Edit | Del
I seen this gay Civic at this muscle car show i went to last friday. You could tell that the driver had no clue in life because he had a vtec sticker on the back glass spelled vetk. It was proubably some mexican... or just another gay ricer whos car is not vtec powered.

[Edited by hondaman2000 on 7-28-2004 @ 10:40:28 PM]

#9 7-29-2004 @ 01:54:17 AM
Posted By: Tastycakemix Reply | Edit | Del
At least he upgraded to an A.M. radio so he can listen to Radio Disney!!
The climate controls are straight foward.
I don't see why people find those seat covers comfortable. They look like flesh.

#10 7-30-2004 @ 12:05:03 AM
Posted By: musclecar Reply | Edit | Del
#8, Well I'm mexican and I'm not in any way rice. So you shouldn't say that "it's probably some mexican", it could just as easily be a guatemalan, a puerto rican, the point is Latin America is made up of many countries, not just Mexico. In fact, most of the brown rice I've seen has been Guatemalan and Perubian.

#11 7-30-2004 @ 07:25:29 AM
Posted By: SmooveB Reply | Edit | Del
#10, Usually Mexicans have nicer looking 70's low riders give or take ugly airbrush paintings on the hood... the ricers that drive Civics are usually El Salvadorians or the ones you mentioned above

[Edited by SmooveB on 7-30-2004 @ 07:25:49 AM]

#12 8-03-2004 @ 06:02:07 PM
Posted By: musclecar Reply | Edit | Del
#11, True, true..

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