Well... since he can't get the ladies with his POS looking stock... he decided to get a 4 dollar ricer bumper at a swap meet, and get some cool rims from Walmart. When all of that pays off, they will go watch the most ridiculous movie ever, Torque! hurray for sword fighting with crotch rockets!
From the state of his front bumper it is being used as a traffic cone, which is probably the best possible use for this POS, because it's to fugly to use as an artificial reef (the fish won't go near it).
Got Torque? This guy sure wants some. ;) This car looks like a beater repainted without any time spent repairing the damage on the car's front bumper. What really cracked me up about this car was how he painted his rear seats orange and white and installed a racing seat on the passenger side. He's going to need those seats because that Torque video (rental?) adds 500+ lb/ft of torque baby. 8-D