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Thursday 10.31.02

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Ticket books are in stock (finally!). It took forever to get them made this time around but they're here. All the preorders will be shipped out today so you guys should get them really soon. Also be sure to check out the Ricecop stickers and the new site, Plates.


Happy Halloween!
Posted by: Trooper



 KFC Cars

Submitted by: Trooper Comments: 15 (Read/Post)
Alright, I've been sitting on these pictures for an incredibly long time. I actually took the first few myself quite a while ago and for some reason I just never put them up. Then a reader sent in even more pictures of the car with an updated look so I just had to post it.

Where to begin with this one? How about the KFC decal on the trunk with the number for the KFC that this guy works at. Now, it's one thing to work at KFC but to be so proud of it as to put a picture of the Colonel and the phone number on your car? Don't forget that's not just any old decal you can pick up at the store, you have to get crap like that custom made. Then, to top it off we've got "KFC: We do chicken right" under each door. I think that alone sums up the kind of person we're dealing with here.
Moving on.. How about that D.A.R.E decal? I bet that's one of the more popular items at the local tuning shop. This car has so many decals I could spend the next hour going over them all starting at the multiple Ferrari decals (why??) to the fake bullet holes (they should be REAL bullet holes). This car is one of the worst automotive train wrecks I've had the privilege (not sure if I should actually call it a privilege) of seeing in person.
Now, let's go over the updated pics (the last 3 seen here). Looks like KFC boy has decided to go with a new wing but it really doesn't matter how it looks since he's crossed the line of good taste about 700 miles back and we know it sure as hell doesn't do anything but provide a spot for yet another set of decals. I see that some decals have actually been removed (that must have been a trying decision for this guy) to make room for some intimidating flames but I'm glad to see that the KFC decals didn't get removed. It also looks like there's an additional windshield banner under the old one.. anyone want to take bets on it saying "we do chicken right" or something equally stupid? I'm also quite happy to see he's decided to keep all 6 fog lights.. you can never have enough of those.
I've also been told that there is all sorts of neon lighting going on with this car at night and this is the best part, he leaves the neons on while he's working. "Car parked in highly visible spot: check, neon lights left on: check. Ok, I'm ready to make some chicken!". This guy has gone to great lengths to make sure there's no way in hell you're not going to see this mess. I don't remember if any of the neons blinked or not but my guess is if he doesn't already have blinking lights of some sort on it they'll be installed shortly.
That's enough of that, just look at the pictures and prepare to laugh because this has to be one of the stupidest automobiles in existence.



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Submitted by: Trooper Comments: 3 (Read/Post)
Guess what? KFC boy has a buddy! I don't know what it is about this KFC location but the employees have some serious company spirit. This guy hasn't gone ape shit with the decals like KFC boy (yet..) and he hasn't put the actual phone number of the KFC he works at on his car (yet..). But when your first windshield banner says "We do chicken right", that just doesn't bode well for the future.

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 Reader Submissions

Submitted by: Dave P.       Ticketed: Comments: 7 (Read/Post)
This car was and probably still is for sale. No word yet on if you get paid to drive it.

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Submitted by: Richard A.       Ticketed: Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
With an R that big this thing must annihilate any of those trucks with 3's on them that dare to race it.

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Submitted by: Tommy G.       Ticketed: Comments: 1 (Read/Post)
Anyone doubt the legitimacy of the decals on this car besides me?

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Submitted by: ran       Ticketed: Comments: 2 (Read/Post)
So this guy sent in some pics of his own car which I think is rather big of him. Now I could be wrong but there seems to be an animal theme going on here. There are some subtle hints I caught that tipped me off such as the stripes and teeth on the outside of the car.


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Submitted by: Steve P.       Ticketed: Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
So this is an Australian Mitsubishi Magna which I admittedly know nothing about. I do know chrome overkill when I see it though. Some other things Steve wanted to note:

  • Duct tape above the tail pipes to fill the hole in rear bumper left by the twin upswept chrome tips that don't fit

  • Fake aircraft style filler cap (filler-cap decal over the real filler door)

  • Chrome trim around rear view mirror - Fake aircraft style filler cap on C-Pillar


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Submitted by: Speedluver       Ticketed: Comments: 3 (Read/Post)
This might give that R truck 3 cars up a run for it's money.

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Submitted by: Alex K.       Ticketed: Comments: 6 (Read/Post)
This bad boy speaks for itself.

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Submitted by: 8ate8       Ticketed: Comments: 5 (Read/Post)
Hi, I've got a really big wing. I'm also really cool. Yea, so... did you see my wing?

Make/Model:   Posted by: Trooper

Submitted by: 8ate8       Ticketed: Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Just another Civic owner that's not into the whole seeing what's behind your car thing.

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Submitted by: 8ate8       Ticketed: Comments: 1 (Read/Post)
Remember when you were younger and you would do a jigsaw puzzle and just kind of make a piece fit by smashing it? That's what this car reminds me of.

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Submitted by: Cameron S.       Ticketed: Comments: 1 (Read/Post)
Everybody! Focus on this CRX! I don't know why, just do it!

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Submitted by: Cameron S.       Ticketed: Comments: 1 (Read/Post)
This is the record holder for fastest lap around the mall.

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Submitted by: Nick B.       Ticketed: Comments: 8 (Read/Post)
The terrible result of rear ending a truck full of sulfuric acid.

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Submitted by: Rob L.       Ticketed: Comments: 1 (Read/Post)
This guy must go by the "make decal" rule. The rule states that the amount of decals advertising the make of your automobile is directly proportional to speed increase of said automobile. If decals are yellow in color, multiply result by 10.

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 Ricecop Oddities

Submitted by: Nick B. Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Trippy..

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Submitted by: Henry T. Comments: 6 (Read/Post)
Yea, so this is pretty odd..

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 Linkage

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Be careful trying to park the world's fastest car
Fun little fireworks applet
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