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From: Sharon Pfiffner      Posted On: 2004-06-14 18:46:16 Comments: 18 (Read/Post)
i have a 95 eclipse that was ticketed by some pos. officers name being bitchcrotch and telling by the name of this fucking fagget cant tell there head from ass .whats wrong with altezzas? oh i guess there not stock mustang taillights !i was ticketed 4 wheels worth more than car which is bull shit there only a quarter of its vaule!AND THE WING SERVES A PURPOSE,IT HOLDS THE TRUNK LID DOWN AT HIGH SPEEDS ,AND BLOCKS THE VIEW OF UGLY PEOPLE LIKE YOU FROM BEIND SEEN IN THE REAR VIEW MIRROR!

Well there you have it, straight from the horses mouth. The wings ricers use are for holding the trunk lid down at high speeds and making sure they don't see what's going on behind their cars. I guess they aren't completely useless after all. Thanks for clearing that up Sharon!
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#1 7-23-2002 @ 07:28:43 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
"officers name being bitchcrotch and telling by the name of this fucking fagget cant tell there head from ass."

WHAT? I'm sorry, but I can't understand a friggin' word of that. This person must think she's on Du Ma Cop, not Rice Cop.

"whats wrong with altezzas? oh i guess there not stock mustang taillights !"

They are ugly and tacky, especially on an Eclipse. Nothing says "I like Pep Boys" better than chrome under glass. BTW, no, Mustang taillights would not look better on your Eclipse, so if nothing else, keep the Altezzas.

And now we FINALLY know why Ricers put those wings on their cars! Hot damn!

#2 7-23-2002 @ 07:36:48 PM
Posted By: Trooper Reply | Edit | Del
Haha, Du Ma Cop.. I forgot about that one.

#3 7-23-2002 @ 07:47:33 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
I could never forget it. It was one of the funniest hate-mails ever, aside from Mr. Tiger, and that guy who said "If you ever touch my car again, I'll choke you."

#4 7-24-2002 @ 09:26:54 AM
Posted By: Asakha Reply | Edit | Del
Oh ! Import cars don't have lock on the trunk to keep it down ?! So far I've never seen a trunk lid fly over at high speed, though from how you ricers put them, wouldn't be surprising to see one take off, but again, you have to reach high speed. Reason #1 doesn't make sense, sorry !
Now, reason #2, not to see me in your mirror... From how ricers drive, I doubt they even use them !

#5 7-24-2002 @ 10:38:20 AM
Posted By: CRXtrackguy Reply | Edit | Del
I think we have a winner here. Keeps the trunk from flying up? what? if anything, it actually makes it more likely to fly up because of the lift made by the wing.

#6 7-24-2002 @ 12:56:34 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
I may not know my head from my ass, but I do know when to use the word "Their" vs. "There", but I can't be too rough on you ma'm, from this letter I am forced to conclude you don't speak english as a first language

#7 7-25-2002 @ 03:12:06 AM
Posted By: Lebo Reply | Edit | Del
LOL KEEP THE TRUNK LID DOWN? it's hinged backwards, you ignorant putz, even if it did come unlatched at high speeds, the inertia of all the wind would keep it down.....GOD what an idiot...

#8 7-26-2002 @ 10:45:38 AM
Posted By: Mindspynn Reply | Edit | Del
If I'm not mistaken...this is the bitch I ticketed a while ago....funny I never put on the tickets who I am....
"What's wrong with Altezzas?"-hhhmmm...let me count the ways...

#9 7-26-2002 @ 12:04:01 PM
Posted By: Jurrell Reply | Edit | Del
Hey Mindspynn! WAZZZUP??!!

#10 7-26-2002 @ 12:34:59 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
WUZZZZZUUPPPP??!!!! couldn't resist..........

Well, I have yet to see a car altezzas look good on, when they first came out as stock on the Lexus' , I hated em' and all the imiators just make me hate them more, for 50 years at least, cars have used bubs n' red plastic for taillights, why in the world do people have the desire to change this?

#11 7-26-2002 @ 08:22:06 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
Because it's "high-tech". The world is going to shit. These damn ricers have already convinced the world that smaller engines are somehow faster than larger ones, so obviously clear taillights are better than red ones because they're newer.

#12 7-27-2002 @ 09:28:56 PM
Posted By: NerfHerder Reply | Edit | Del
LOL that classis, Holds the trunk lid down at high speeds. Ever try closing it securly and how is it supposed to just fly open I don't think there would be much air forcing the lid up to open it.

#13 7-28-2002 @ 10:48:24 AM
Posted By: Mindspynn Reply | Edit | Del

#14 7-28-2002 @ 06:42:43 PM
Posted By: MadScientistMatt Reply | Edit | Del
Well, customizers have been putting taillights off something else onto their cars for a long time. Have you ever seen an early '60s Impala with '59 Cadillac tail lights, or those teardrop Ford taillights on all kinds of prewar hot rods? I think a lot of the taillight swapping is just a continuation of that. Of course, that doesn't make the Altezza taillights look any better. BTW, that one about the wing holding down the trunk is just priceless. They may rag on domestic owners for allegedly having unreliable cars, but my car's trunk lid stays put at high speeds and has for over 35 years.

#15 9-12-2002 @ 05:43:33 AM
Posted By: Zero Reply | Edit | Del
I don't think sharon is really a female, most rice girls tend to steal/borrow as they say their riceboy boyfriends car (who is the original ricer).

#16 9-12-2002 @ 12:07:57 PM
Posted By: BoostedLoser Reply | Edit | Del
Eclipse's have HATCHES not TRUNKS for 1... And it holds it down at high speed??? I thought the LATCH did that? I must be nuts... DAMN i need a 10' spoiler QUICK someone HELP! PRICELESS!!! So where are pics of this car? I cant get to em? I wanna laugh!

#17 10-26-2004 @ 04:44:12 PM
Posted By: ricehater000 Reply | Edit | Del
I though spoilers were for arrow dynamics or whatever its called, not for the trunk

#18 7-25-2005 @ 05:25:07 PM
Posted By: Officer Dick Reply | Edit | Del
Any time I see someone metion "Officer" in their piss and moan rants, I can't help but wonder if their talking about me. In the rare instance that I spite a ricer with a ticket, I usually add my screen name to the ticket.

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