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From: Dennis Atkinson      Posted On: 2004-06-10 20:13:30 Comments: 1 (Read/Post)
Why don't you chevy celebrity driving, levi jean jacket wearing, homo's go back out to the driveway and put the cat litter back on the driveway to soak up the oil from that p.o.s. I bet the reason you started this site is because you were denied credit for the HONDA you wanted to get when EURO'S were getting famous. So you had to go to J.D. Buy Rider and settle for the '84 celeb. So why don't you sit down and braid that mullet and rewind Joe Dirt and watch it again "DANG"

First off my '84 celeb doesn't leak oil, it just sits on blocks surrounded by weeds in my back yard. But enough about my mAd tYtE '84 celeb, that topic has been beaten to death. Now then, you seem to know a lot more about the redneck life style then I do which leads me to make a few conclusions. I believe that at some point in the not too distant past you actually were what you described above. Then one day during a Hee-haw marathon you realized the error of your ways and decided to distance yourself from that lifestyle. First step? Get rid of the '84 celeb and pick up a Honda so you can make it mAd tYtE! Now I realize you're proud of your mAd tYtE Honda since you have to work a lot of extra hours at McDonald's to afford the car payments. That's completely understandable, I mean if I had to give 90% of my monthly income for something I'd convince myself I was proud of it too. Where am I going with this? Well I'd tell you but the commercials just ended and Hee-haw is starting, gotta go.
Posted by: Trooper

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#1 8-02-2004 @ 11:28:13 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
Wow, Troop, I knew you had a tight Tempo in your backyard, but you have an '84 Celebrity, too? You must be a moderately wealthy exotic car enthusiast.

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