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From: jose paz Posted On: 2004-06-21 14:35:21 |
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dear fag bitch homo queer,
you r a fucking loser with noting to do but beat-off in ur 1977 el camino and hope that u won' get burned by a sweet ride if i ever catch any of ur wuss ass tickets on my car ur as is grass and i will smoke it,no to mention any part on ur rustang,whorvette,camarho,or wiper isn't probably worth the time and effort put in to tricking out a beautiful efficient peice of machinery. |
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First off, mAd tYt3 pr0ps on the email intro, very creative. I also like the "ur as is grass and I will smoke it" although I like "YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND I'M THE LAWN MOWER!!!" better. You claim "it isn't probably worth the time and effort" to trick out a part, just one part of one of the cars you mentioned. But why should we believe this from someone who obviously put NO time and NO effort into his basic communication skills? |
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10-04-2002 @ 08:41:22 PM
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Nice e-mail Jose. I'll bet your car runs a blistering 14 second quarter mile, too.
Somebody ticket this little sniveling jack-off. |
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10-04-2002 @ 08:45:22 PM
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Dear fag, bitch, homo, and/or queer,
Your a fucking loser with nothing to do but beat-off in your 1977 El Camino and hope that you won't get burned by a sweet ride, if I ever catch any of your wuss ass tickets on my car, your ass is grass. I will smoke it,not to mention any part on your Mustang,Corvette,camaro,or Viper *(yep thats a slow car)* isn't probably worth the time and effort put in to tricking out a beautiful efficient peice of machinery.
*(AKA Toyota Tercel)*
[Edited by Jurrell on 10-04-2002 @ 08:45:56 PM] |
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10-08-2002 @ 03:25:42 PM
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According to Penthouse, men are more likely to masturbate in their vehicle if it's, you guessed it, a Honda Civic. You've really impressed us with your obsession with drug use. Again, you and your kind are all subhumans. You refuse to believe in scientific fact, saying that a four cylinder is superior to an eight cylinder. The only plus to a four cylinder is that they get decent gas mileage. But that is all. You see, people like us own cars with eight cylinders for one reason. We want a car specifically built for performance, not for fuel economy. What you are attempting to do is foolhardy. Your cars are not "sweet rides". They are not made of any substance that tastes sweet, at least to the best of my knowledge anyways. There is also yet to be a ricer that looks beautiful. Stop breathing my air, asshole.
[Edited by 64 Grand Prix on 10-08-2002 @ 03:25:59 PM] |
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4-17-2003 @ 01:37:59 AM
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| Yea, I hope my big block Road Runner doesn't get burned" by one of these "sweet rides" he's talking about because that could only mean it's only firing on two of it's eight cylinders. That or I've just ran out of gas. But that'll never happen since upkeep only costs me ten bucks a YEAR not counting oil changes (ever had your rice-crap serviced? CHA-CHINNNGGGG). I'll resist "tricking it out" (translation: Hella fukkin it up) by putting a bunch of yellow stickers and neon lights on it. |
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4-18-2003 @ 12:54:24 AM
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funny how ricers miss hitting the Firebird all together.
[Edited by Obsidian on 4-18-2003 @ 12:54:40 AM] |
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4-20-2003 @ 01:07:26 AM
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God Ricers are so stupid it makes my stomache ache just LOOKING at some of the rediculous mods! I especially HATE seeing the term "Super Street" used all over their cars. I know there is some Ricer mag named that, but there is nothing SUPER STREET about those front wheel drive cars. PERIOD!!!
I recently bought a old Chevy P.O.S. ( I admit it's a POS) really cheap from my friend. So far with a few hundred bucks it's come along, and parts sooooo cheap. However it PISSES me off now when I go to Checkers, etc to buy things for a small block Chevy that USED to be plentiful and IN STOCK now needing to be ORDERED cuz their shelves are full of SHIT like light up tail pipes, fart pipes and HOT air intake tubes!!!!
Fuck, it was a pain in the ass just to get headers for a small block last weekend (Lopers, a true perofmance store, was closed)!
Anyway, my POS will probable crush 99% of the fake ass Ricers with it's near stock 350. Right now I'm dropping in 342 : 1 gears and then the cam... |
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4-20-2003 @ 01:11:40 AM
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#11, ...then it's kill time!
By the way. It's a POS EL Camino. I bought it to haul my Quad temporarily until I can trade my newer car back in for a truck. But it sure is FUN again to have a small block.
Fuck, the sound of it thru it's true duals sounds so fucking awesome I get a woody!
Those FART CAN sounding small engines just DO NOT EVEN COMPARE to the sound of a small block loping at the light next to their Ricer covered in blashemous racing stickers, fart pipe and shopping cart spoiler!!!
Some of my pics that I took myself can be seen here, the backdoor to my site... http://members.cox.net/ricers
Some idiot ricer actually accused me of stealing my photos from this Rice Cop site. I like this site, but all my pics are original by me and some few donations from emails!!!
[Edited by paysonbadboy on 4-20-2003 @ 01:12:39 AM] |
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11-25-2004 @ 05:23:53 PM
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| #11, Don't you guys have like a huge kick ass salvage yard in the Phoenix area for old muscle? Thought I saw an ad in Hemmings Motor News. Not sure the year restrictions though. Good luck on the resto though. |
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