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From: Rodney Bellamy      Posted On: 2004-06-18 11:23:57 Comments: 3 (Read/Post)
All you dumbass rednecks can kiss my ricerocket's ass. I hope I see one of you on the road so you can see my car's back end, because thats all your going to see.

That must be some back end! But why would that be the only thing we would see? Do you have some sort of cloaking technology? Don't bother answering because I already know about you and your car.. I used the vast resources of Ricecop to look into some things.. Here's what I came up with:

The first thing we dug up was a picture of Rodney's car. Now I see why we'll only see the back end, the rest of the car IS invisible.



So you're probably wondering "Hey, what kind of person can get his hands on cloaking technology?". Well I knew you would be wondering that so I of course captured a picture of the man himself. Now it's not quite clear what is going on here but I believe Rodney is mowing the lawn. Oddly enough his backyard looks a lot like the forest from the movie Predator but honestly whose backyard doesn't look like that?



Ok, so that wasn't exactly the best picture since Rodney was invisible in it. He was probably going to go for a drive after mowing the lawn so decided to make himself invisible. Why does he have to be invisible to drive you ask? Well, first off, look at the wing on that car, that's reason enough. But I believe the main reason is that since a majority of the car is invisible he would look pretty stupid just sitting in mid-air at an intersection. It's kind of like wonder woman and her invisible jet, you just see a random flying woman in a sitting position. While there is some shock value to be had there it just undermines the whole point of having an invisible vehicle and it looks stupid on top of that.

Our next item is an artist rendition of what Rodney actually looks like when he's not invisible. There were a few creative liberties taken with this picture but I feel that it's a pretty accurate representation of Rodney.



I think the reason he uses his personal cloaking device so often has become pretty obvious. There is another reason he prefers invisibility though. He's wanted by elite commando's! Yes, you heard me right. Seems Rodney has been up to no good in a serious way so now he has the guy pictured below looking for him.



Yea, Rodney's definitely not in a good situation but amazingly enough he found the time to write in between mowing the lawn and being chased by commando's so for that I say thank you Rodney.. and good luck with the commandos.
Posted by: Trooper

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#1 1-05-2002 @ 12:10:50 AM
Posted By: thatbluething Reply | Edit | Del
typical riceboy jibberish

#2 1-05-2002 @ 11:46:56 AM
Posted By: Asakha Reply | Edit | Del
Good, if you planned to block me, I'll just bump you ! We'll see aboout your handling !

#3 1-08-2002 @ 12:02:23 PM
Posted By: Lenders Reply | Edit | Del
I don't think I'll be seeing too much of your car's back end since it will be full of my Excursion's pushbar!

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