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From: Rocky      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Fuck all the people who write in and threaten, can't compose sentences, or think their rice mobile is different from anyone else's. They just know you're right. You'd be hard pressed to find an integra around here (calgary) that doesn't have altezza's (I admit, altezza's can look nice, but you'd think they were a stock option). Rice is old. My car is an import, but I'll be damned if its going to look the same as any other of its kind in the city. Anyone can throw money on a table and have a fast and flashy car. But when you do the work your self, There's definitely something extra to be said for that. Me and my friend printed out some tickets and are gonna start handing them out frequently. That aqua probe is hilarious. I'm ashamed to say its in the same city as me. Keep up the hilarious work. I find myself quoting stuff I read on here all the time. "Yellow = performance"

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From: Erica      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
A friend of mine recommended your site about a week ago and I've been back every day since. I live in the Providence RI area and I can't wait to start ticketing! This site is hilarious, and the best part is the Trooper's remarks to the hate mails. Especially the ones that sound like they were written by retarded squirrels with anger management problems.

Keep up the good work guys, this site is great!

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From: Jonathan      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Hey Troopers,
I am fellow "ricer". I drive a 98 Acura Integra GS-R. Nothing too outrageous - no decals, my body kit is a Wings West RS (which isn't outrageous at all), it's lowered w/ actual Spring Suspension springs, and I have a Greddy Cat-back exhaust and DC Cold Air Intake and Headers...Not too "ricey"...you'd think i'd take offense to this site, but I have to say - it's fucking hiliarious!!! I can't stop laughing. I hate it when ricers make their car(s) look stupid with oversized spoilers and shitty crazy body kits that aren't even painted to match. I printed out some of the tickets to give to fellow "ricers" who make the import scene look like shit. Thanks for the humor, great site, keep it up - and PUT THIS ON THE SITE!!!

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From: Richard      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Just wanted to say that I love your site and every visit is full of laughs!!!

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From: Jacqui      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
haha i got to say this is one of the funniest sites ever!..keep it up! i get a laugh everytime i visit!

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From: Mike      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST HILARIOUS SITES I'VE EVER SEEN!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

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From: R5      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Ricecop. Is the funniest site I have seen in a long time. Your site had me up all night laughing at the outrageous pictures. The hate mail sections were really funny. I think that you should receive some type of award for pointing out the really stupid looking cars in the world. I drive a POS but that doesn't stop me form laughing at the funny assed comments that people write. Once I was following a rice rocket, and it was maybe at least a K ahead and I could hear this guys outrageous loud "muffler" ( I thought the point was to muffle), anyway as I cough up to him I saw that he was wearing ear plugs, because his car was so loud. I nearly crashed I was laughing so hard. I don't know where you live but I love the idea of the ticket books. I think I would write about 1000 tickets a day if I had one. Once again. Your site is awesome.!!

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From: Serophin      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Hi, your site is just tooooo funny. I was bored and wondering the net during class time in the library and i stumbled upon this hilarious site. I was laughing so hard that the librarian ran over to see what happened and i am banned from the school library for a week, but it's well worth it. Amazing place.... Keep up the good work...

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From: Doug      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Heh.. What can I say. I can't stop laughing from reading your site. For a long time now, I've wondered if I was alone in my amusement and disgust at the unbelievable modifications some people make to their cars. Wing + Big Exhaust Tip + Stickers = Fast Car?? The worst I've seen to date was a HUGE wing on a lowered Chevy Astro Van, complete with hood scoop to cover the "blower" and the Shelby racing stripes. If I ever see this monstrosity again, rest assured he will be ticketed.

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From: Erik      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
I've got to hand it to you guys, you've made me feel like i'm not alone in bashing the ridiculousness of the craze of import tuning. I personally own a 3000gt vr4, and though i have done some mods to it, you'd never know by looking. I refuse to add those queer stickers, and by no means would i try to 'pimp' out my 'phat' ride. I've got quite a few friends who think that i'm a pussy for not making my car look like shit with some heavy ass unaerodynamic body kit. There are way too many pussies at my old highschool that had these way riced out civics, integras, the elusive mustang type R, and believe it or not an 87 cutlass sierra 350-HD. Most of them had the fart can, and when it came time to put the hammer down and race, it was over by the time my first gear was up to about 3500 rpm...
of course they would tell a different story like i cheated by pushing on that illegal thing called a gas pedal, but in reality they're just little sissies. And of course about 12 minutes later after they catch up they do the pussy riceby.
All in all, it makes me feel part of a very respectable group to count myself as a rice-cop, keep up the good work.

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