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From: B.B.      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
I haven't laughed this hard in WEEKS.....

Ricers are slowly intruding into this area at this time... previously, I only had the Low Rider crowd for amusement...

Every time a ricer pulls up to me and revs engine for a challenge, I laugh.

They see "big blue ford with no stickers, therefore Not Fast."

Others see beefy suspension, spotlight on side windshield pillar, and the mounting holes for the three antennas the car had in its previous life as an unmarked police interceptor. :)

Posted by: Trooper


From: Aaron      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
I just wandered on to your site today and had to bookmark it immediately. I would like to thank you for putting out some comical material that is reveleant to the current status of the SF Bay and the (unfortunately) the rest of the world.

After reading the hate mail section and taking the required laugh break, I realize just how funny the whole Rice situation is. There are people out there that really think people are jealous of cheap little cars.

As an added bonus, I work in a Toyota manufacturing plant, and would have to say that the cars are good quality, but not made to be race cars, show cars, or mAd Tyt3 cars. No these cars are made to make sik profitz from da yuppie gangstars.

Do you know how much it actually costs the factory to make a Honda Civic? If you guessed less than $5,000 US Dollars then you get a cookie. I'm sorry, but I just had to divulge this information in case there are still people out there worried about others being jealous of these import gems.

Keep up the great site!

Posted by: Trooper


From: Chase      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Hello those of you at ricecop.com. I've been a long time viewer of your site, and i must say, its one of the funniest things i've seen. Everytime i come to the site i find something new and funny, its great entertainment. Being in an area where there are a LOT(and i mean a lot) of ricers, its nice to go to a site where i can laugh at them with other people. Who knows, maybe i should buy a pad of ricecop stickers and go on a hunt, lol. I just wanted to let you guys know what a great site you have and that i hope it keeps going for a long time. Best of luck guys.

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From: Jake      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
I love your site! HAHAH i laugh my ass off.. i mean obviously i dont agree with it all but everyone has there taste. i drive a honda.. but i can still laugh for hours!!!!!!!!!! you rule!!

Posted by: Trooper


From: Ben      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
With response to a "Martin Smith" in the hate mail section.

Max power is a UK wank mag for lads who like to stick plastic to their mums cast off's. A 1.6 escort can be transformed into a street burning hot rod with the simple sticker "Max Power".......

I cant work out why Max Power has run an article on your website, the uk "Boyracer (Riceboy)" sence is very differant from the USA, the USA they at least use decent cars to base there fetishes on, but in the Uk its a 600 rust bucket with a few bits of crap added, and even the high end cars are utter shit.

I love your web site, gives me a laugh ever time I come to it, even more so after watching that film "Fast and Furious".... funny film... :) Speeded up film is still going strong.

Give me a TVR any day... :)

Take it easy mate, next time a prick from the UK sends you a mail regarding "Max Power" ask them the question why do they show pic of the cars in their mag with the car owners naked next to them.

Posted by: Trooper


From: Andy      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Hey Whats up, I love your site, actually I have an Accord Ex with just rims, which actually make the car look good, not "Wizzah" as you could call it, I did order a cat back exhaust, and actually, i think that thing is too damn big, it pisses me off , anyways, this site is hilarious, And I hate how They try to race , i personally dont because i knowmy cars not fast, but anyways , good luck finding more cars.
I LOVE YOUR SITE.

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From: Ian      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Nice site guys here in the UK we have the same problem we call them boy racers. What a bunch of assholes these guys are with exhaust pipes that look like waste paper bins and more decals than paint on their cars. There is also some problem with their sound systems as they seem to be jammed on full volume with no luggage space in the cars due to their bass boxes. Keep up the good work.

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From: Art      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Hey RiceCop. Great website. I'm glad there is finally someone else out there besides me who is sick and tired of these dumbass "riceracers". I see these people all over southern California and they make me wonder what types of drugs they take before deciding to fuck up the natural look of their vehicle.....import or domestic. The most rediculous thing I've seen is the so called "bookshelf wing". Any person who sticks that thing on their car or truck and thinks it will give them extra boost is a fucking idiot. If these individuals want to show of their ricemobiles anywhere I suggest they take it to a funny car competition, not on the streets. If these guys want real sports cars I suggest they get a Porsche or Corvette, not a Honda or Acura.
Peace out Ricedude. Once again great website. Keep up the great work.

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From: Eric      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
I must say I got quite a laugh at the hate mail section of this site. I know what you're trying to accomplish and its hilarious. As an owner of a STOCK honda (I'm glad that crappy tinted windows didnt make the rice ticket as the previous owner of the car did the tinting) I appreciate those who bring down the people that give import drivers (75% of the time thats ALL they do, drive them and let someone else do the work) a bad name. Im restoring and customizing a classic car, and looking for parts to make my accord a rally car (no stickers, just raise it touch and add some knobbie tires... go pull kids in their lowered [insert name of car] out of the snowbank.). Thanks for a great site

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From: Steve      Posted On: 6-14-2004 Comments: 0 (Read/Post)
Your site has proven very informative. The greatest joy came when I took my 16 year old son to the site. He thinks those cars are "kewl." His spelling is rivaled by his tastes.
Yes, I am 41. I drive a minivan. A black one with blacked out windows, a factory spoiler and 16" factory mags. American made. I love racing the rice wanna be's on Friday/Saturday nights. Especially if they have dates. This sleeper vans smokes them. I can roast my front tires too! Hehehe. Blew away, really bad, some kid in a 924 Porsche that has a rice attack. He even had a date with him. I had a van full of kids. Blew him away, the look on his face was priceless. The look of shame of her face was worth even more. I bet he did not get any that night!
It was almost as good as the look on the parents of the kids faces when they told on me. "His van can make the tires scream and it whips our heads back
. . . . ." Oh yeah, they have been banned from riding with me. Anyway - Keep up the great work.

Posted by: Trooper



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