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Submitted by: Chris B       Ticketed: Comments: 4 (Read/Post)
Team Faith! Not only will God help you win basketball games and music awards, now he'll help you win races too!

Make/Model: Acura Integra   Posted by: Trooper


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#1 9-23-2004 @ 02:54:40 AM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
With a heap that bad, prayer probably has just as much chance of making you go anywhere as pushing the gas pedal.......

#2 9-24-2004 @ 12:04:58 AM
Posted By: Subourbon187 Reply | Edit | Del
Okay, here's every insult I could think of:
-It's the churches new bible-delivery mobile!
-Another reason to hate christians.
-I don't think anything can earn you a ticket to hell faster than by saying God's a ricer.
-And God said, "LET THERE BE RICE!" And it was done.
-I think the plauge of body kits, altezzas, and ridiculously oversized wings is much worse than locusts or boils.
Alright, I'm spent.

#3 9-25-2004 @ 06:19:54 AM
Posted By: phoenixrising Reply | Edit | Del
This car is going nowhere except a "Highway to Hell".

#4 10-04-2004 @ 07:56:32 PM
Posted By: musclecar Reply | Edit | Del
With a piece of shit like this, you're gonna need sweet Jesus' help to win any race. And as far as God being a ricer, he's not, that's why he punished this idiot with not being able to afford anything that is actually fast.

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