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Submitted by: Anonymous       Ticketed: Comments: 18 (Read/Post)
Wondering where the missing badges are? Glued to the dashboard of course!

Make/Model: Honda Civic   Posted by: Trooper


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#1 8-25-2004 @ 09:30:18 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
Must have to remind himself what he's driving, since he's butchered it so bad with his mods, even he can't remember what it used to look like

#2 8-25-2004 @ 11:44:46 PM
Posted By: JuicE Reply | Edit | Del
hey i posted like a month ago, i gotta ticket and i was pissed off about it. check my site and tell me if its "rice material". www.cardomain.com/id/cavyjuice

#3 8-25-2004 @ 11:59:05 PM
Posted By: riceerh8er101 Reply | Edit | Del
Juice.........its rice

#4 8-26-2004 @ 12:17:21 AM
Posted By: musclecar Reply | Edit | Del
That is so ricey, you should have a picture of Uncle Ben somewhere on the car.

#5 8-26-2004 @ 04:48:34 AM
Posted By: Gearcat Reply | Edit | Del
#2, Looks like Smurfette exploded in your car!

#6 8-26-2004 @ 10:24:18 AM
Posted By: JuicE Reply | Edit | Del
So what is a kool car...just wondering so maybe 1 day i can meet your guy's HIGH standards.

#7 8-26-2004 @ 11:13:04 AM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
#2, Yup, it's rice, why?

well lesse, i'ts got neons, neons serve no functional purpose on a car except to say LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!!!!! I SPENT MONEY ON MY CAR!!!! Attention whoring like that is stuff riceboys do

THen, lets move on to the painted interior, uh WHY? First of all, the color doesn't match anything on the car, there's no real reasoning behind using blue of that color, and again, the motive behind it is completely a mystery, what purpose is served by spray painting the interior like that? None, it doesn't make the car go faster or look better.

Speaking of faster, there's not one serious performance mod on that list, and the fart cannon doesn't count, none of those ricer mufflers actualy give you any performance gains, or if they do, they're so neglegible that it isn't worth whatever chunk of change you foolishly forked over for it. Kinda like glasspacks on a camaro, cheap, complete blow-thoughs and sound like crap. Again, the only reason you did it is so your car is loud and once again gets attention

Playstation? Ha, is that so you can pretend to race while in your car? Seriously, do I need any more proof you're choosing your "mods" not on what will actualy help your car do anyting faster or better or that you're just doing all you can to make it really really bizzare? That's what really makes a ricer, pointless things stuck in or on the car.

And finaly it's a cavalier, okay? That's not a fast car, that's not even an interresting car, it's an economy sedan from GM meant to be a commuter car that's cheap and light on the gas, it's not a performance car, it's not a sports car, and just because you "mod" it doesn't make it so. Especialy when 90% of your mods are either paint jobs or things you don't even have to pop the hood for

I could go on, but you'll probably just call me a gay domestic driving faggot or somthing, so I"ll just leave now and let that sink in

#8 8-26-2004 @ 11:16:06 AM
Posted By: DiRF Reply | Edit | Del
#7, Complete burnination *thumbs up*

#9 8-26-2004 @ 11:36:08 AM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
#8, Thank you, oh, and in anticipation of his upcoming riceboy rebutal, let me make the following points to you Juice

- I AM a redneck, see? I put it in my screen name, I've admitted it. I drove a pickup in high school and work on old firebirds and other cars as a hobby. So, you aren't going to terribly upset me by trying to call me a Redneck, or any other variation of that "Rube, Hillbilly, Trailer Trash, West Virginian" so I would advise against wasting precious oxygen available to your brain by excessive typing of those phrases. I'm also immune to jokes about marrying cousins and having carnal knowledge of farm animals, they weren't terribly funny the first time and have only gotten more tepid since then. So unfortunately, I"m going to have to ruin the little fantasy world you have of me actualy becoming offended if you call me names. Incidentaly you may want to go to www.dictionary.com and look up "Carnal" before you say somthing that makes you look "stupid"

-I drive an 88' Ford Van So, you can also not bother to include the standard "OMG! OMG! What do U drive??? I bet U don't even HAVE a Car!!!! U must be like 15 and only wish you had my car!!! Since I've just told you now what I drive. Oh, and I"m more than aware that your car can probably go faster than mine, so don't bother pointing that out. I mean, i'ts a van, it has all the aerodynamics of a brick, a LOT of people beat me, including old ladies in Buicks. SO yes, you probably can beat me, but that's hardly worth bragging about, you can probably outrun a cement mixer, but I don't hear you bragging about that

-I'm not jealous of your car and am not "hatin'" on it. If I were jealous, logic would stipulate I would say things like "Man I wish I had that car" not the things I said in post #7, Heck, I might even like it if it could do 12's in the quarter mile, or pull some amazing numbers on an autocross circut, but just because you've turned it into a giant rolling mini-Las Vegas with all the lights and flashy stuff, doesn't make me envy it. Again, if I wanted it, I'd say so, this isn't bizzaro world here, if someone says they aren't impressed with your car, surprise, that's exactly what they meant

Have a nice day

#10 8-26-2004 @ 01:34:10 PM
Posted By: JuicE Reply | Edit | Del
#9, no offense is taken, at all. i just wanted a few opinions, and you gave them to me. so this last post of yours was pointless. I dont care if your a redneck, you like beefing cars up and what ever floats your boat. Where i live, even if i do beef up a car, im not gunna race it, atleast not much. i live around dirt roads and a couple of big cities. And ya, most of the stuff i did to my car was for attention, i bought it with the decales on it, and that was pretty much the only reason, because it caught my eye so i figured i'de go with it ( lights, paint). Not saying my car looks fast at all because it doesn't, but i think whats a fast car if it doesn't look fast. In about 2 or 3 years that cars gunna be rusted to fuck and im gunna get rid of it. I won't just be graduating high school so lights and bright stuff wont be a big deal. so down the road ill buy a nice fast car and beef it up, but thats not where my interest is right now. c now did i say nething offensive to ya?

#11 8-26-2004 @ 02:50:54 PM
Posted By: mizkitty2107 Reply | Edit | Del
Hey, at least he's honest!

#12 8-26-2004 @ 04:30:58 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
#10, so this last post of yours was pointless

Not really. Most riceboys invariably jump to one of those responses, so he was getting them out of the way before you could. Maybe you would not have, but most do.

but I say whats a fast car if it doesn't look fast

Commonly called a "sleeper", and they're an awful lot of fun. Imagine the look on someone's face when you outrun them in a Ford Fairmont station wagon with beefed up Mustang running gear/suspension.

#13 8-28-2004 @ 07:52:19 AM
Posted By: Gearcat Reply | Edit | Del
Looks like someone stole the shopping cart handle off the trunk

#14 8-28-2004 @ 03:05:14 PM
Posted By: tanner07 Reply | Edit | Del
#13, It's probably glued to the interior somewhere.

#15 9-02-2004 @ 06:31:42 PM
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#16 9-02-2004 @ 06:32:21 PM
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#17 9-02-2004 @ 08:29:46 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
#16, I think your "caps lock" button is stuck, and I would strongly suggest you refrain from "shouting" like that or you may find yourself banned. Just a friendly suggestion

#18 9-08-2004 @ 02:43:46 PM
Posted By: rice_reaper Reply | Edit | Del
#17, no problem. My cousin had signed on and hes a dumbass. No problems from me. Are u an admin or something

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