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Submitted by: Officers Strike and Mugs       Ticketed: Comments: 16 (Read/Post)
Officers Strike and Mugs: Blue Devil must be gnawing on this car at night because he can't find food at the Pep Boys ricer aisle. The paint chips must also distort the owner’s common sense. A lot on money invested in front fender, wing, sticker kit, exhaust tip, lowering, bad choice of window tint (for Arizona) and not one cent dropped into the motor. I bet it handles like a dream if you can get all four stock hub caps to stay attached to those stock wheels! Driver’s side has massive gravitational pull; this must also explain the fender scuffing from turning too close to the curb. Also note the amazing use of kitchen contact paper to make those PHAT body stripes. This shows the amount of professionalism and attention to detail this offender takes in their work.


Make/Model: Chevrolet Cavalier   Posted by: Trooper

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#1 7-24-2004 @ 06:22:56 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
You really have to admire the the continuity of that side stripe...how it wraps around the front bumper, then skips right over the flat black steel wheels, before tapering off and abruptly ending before it reaches the taillights. When combined with the stock rear wheelcovers, "one size fits all" rear wing, and mysterious white triangles above the headlights, it's truly a work of art.

#2 7-24-2004 @ 07:23:49 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
I like the fact he/she has removed the front hubcaps, to hopefully fool some people into thinking they've got drag slicks

#3 7-24-2004 @ 11:37:56 PM
Posted By: musclecar Reply | Edit | Del
TO THE OWNER OF THE OFFENDING SUBJECT: ROT IN HELL YOU BASTARD, YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO CHEVY FANS EVERYWHERE!!

#4 7-25-2004 @ 10:23:14 AM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
#3, Not really, no true chevy fan is a fan of the Cavalier

#5 7-25-2004 @ 05:16:16 PM
Posted By: redrx8 Reply | Edit | Del
w00t! This car is m4d 7yt3 yo, with all sweet body styling and the 125-hp 4-Banger under the hood you know this guy lives a quarter mile at a time. [/sarc]

#6 7-25-2004 @ 06:23:22 PM
Posted By: musclecar Reply | Edit | Del
#4, Quite true Low-Tech, however, I said "embarrassment to CHEVY fans", not CAVALIER fans. Basically, he is a ricer using the chevy name, and that's the embarrassment.

#7 7-25-2004 @ 09:49:15 PM
Posted By: ricerocketboy Reply | Edit | Del
#6, but Chevy makes the Cavalier. You are clearly contradicting youself.

#8 7-26-2004 @ 04:44:46 PM
Posted By: musclecar Reply | Edit | Del
#7, Um, ok. Well, let me break it down even further for the slower folks. I don't know where you live, but I live in good ol' Los Angeles. I'm about 20min. from Disneyland. Now, I think most people in the world like Disneyland, but I'm sure most people thought that, oh let's say, that last Disney flick "Home on the Range" or whatever it was called, sucked. Now, since they both are associated with Disney, does that mean that people that didn't like the movie, automatically don't like Disneyland as well? Because by your logic your saying "yes". Please explain your logic.

#9 7-27-2004 @ 01:36:29 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
#8, But why would he be an embarrassment to Chevy fans, since by what you're saying, the Cavalier was already an embarrassment to Chevy fans? If he did this to a Z/28 SS, I could understand your "embarrassment to Chevy fans" comment, but it's just a Cavalier. It totally sucks and it completely laughable, but I can't see being embarrassed over it...unless you're the owner. The owner should hang his head in shame.

#10 7-27-2004 @ 11:23:20 PM
Posted By: musclecar Reply | Edit | Del
#9, Am I the owner? Um, no, I am not. But in all honesty, my mom does have a Cavalier. I myself have both a 70 Chevelle and a 66 Nova. Hmm, I guess my reaction to this car was based on the fact that..I REALLY HATE RICE!

[Edited by musclecar on 7-27-2004 @ 11:24:23 PM]

#11 7-29-2004 @ 01:58:35 AM
Posted By: Tastycakemix Reply | Edit | Del
People, people, this car is driving everyone against each other! Could it be work of...the devil??!!

#12 7-29-2004 @ 02:05:26 AM
Posted By: Tastycakemix Reply | Edit | Del
I like the way the stripe doesn't go over the door molding or the handles. Gives it that practicality look.
Man, this car look horrible! I mean did you talk to this dude? Seriously. Find out what is going through his head. Is he lonely? Forget cops, dude needs the rice consolers. Maybe RiceSWAT just to take him out.

#13 7-29-2004 @ 01:00:44 PM
Posted By: chuckmuck Reply | Edit | Del
w00t! yeah I posted

#14 7-31-2004 @ 11:48:31 AM
Posted By: pimpmaster Reply | Edit | Del
hmmm

#15 3-02-2005 @ 01:41:55 AM
Posted By: 427 Vette Reply | Edit | Del
So this was the much rumored 'Blue Devil' Supercar chevy was going to make.

#16 3-02-2005 @ 06:11:12 PM
Posted By: IloveV8s Reply | Edit | Del
you gotta love what "customizing" consists of for these people....
Rice guy: *picks up phone, dials random "custom" parts company*
company: "hello?"
Rice guy: "Uh yea.... yo... I need a front custom bumper for my 96 cavalier"
company: "one second please........... okay we'll have that sent right out, that will be 200 dollars"
Rice guy: "sweeet yo, now Im cool"

quite ridiculous

[Edited by IloveV8s on 3-02-2005 @ 06:11:41 PM]

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