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Submitted by: Drexman17       Ticketed: Comments: 76 (Read/Post)
It's black. It has a body kit. It's boring. The end.

Make/Model: Honda Civic   Posted by: Trooper


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#1 6-01-2003 @ 02:04:49 AM
Posted By: Bronze Reply | Edit | Del
Hey, give him time. It's a work in progress. He's probably saving up for decals, neon lights, and day-glo orange, yellow, and green paint to add horsepower and to make it MaD tYtE.

#2 6-04-2003 @ 11:49:44 AM
Posted By: Cobra Kid Reply | Edit | Del
I think it would be interesting to see how much one can improve the HP, Torque, and handling with the money ricers spend on those lights, wings, body kits, etc.

#3 6-12-2003 @ 08:21:37 PM
Posted By: Rikadyn Reply | Edit | Del
prolly preform better if he took all the crap off...

wonder what his face would be like if beaten by a stock Civic...

#4 8-09-2003 @ 02:12:07 AM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
He won't really be able to uncork the massive HP that car has untill he upgrades to altezza tail lights

#5 8-21-2003 @ 07:03:57 PM
Posted By: gmaestro Reply | Edit | Del
I wonder if he actually has that ram air hood connected to a real cold air box. And even if he does the thing is still gonna be a sluggish piece of shit. I mean really.... give me a break.

#6 8-27-2003 @ 09:09:26 PM
Posted By: Honda Hunter88 Reply | Edit | Del
With the money thees guys spend on their cars they could probably buy a telescope big enough to find their dicks. On seconed though, not even the Hubbel Telescope is THAT powerful.

#7 9-23-2003 @ 09:01:57 PM
Posted By: Pahtcub Reply | Edit | Del
I don't see where it is rice, cause it has a body kit?? So if your moddifications aren't for performance then you're rice?? Hope none of you all shave, cause it doesn't make you stronger it just makes you look better. Flame away.

#8 9-23-2003 @ 10:48:45 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
#7, "So if your moddifications aren't for performance then you're rice??"

Visual modifcations - we shoot down the visual attrocities.

#9 9-27-2003 @ 04:53:48 AM
Posted By: Blackwolf Reply | Edit | Del
#8, Exactly, Obsidian. There's no excuse for looking that ridiculous.

#10 10-01-2003 @ 09:18:18 AM
Posted By: xV8sareBetteRx Reply | Edit | Del
Well, the good news is, when that crap breaks, he can go by a plastic mold and make some new ones himself. Or he can upgrade and use play-doh.

#11 10-30-2003 @ 01:54:31 PM
Posted By: TeLLy Reply | Edit | Del
#10, Ugly rims, passe tint job. Boo-urns.

#12 11-21-2003 @ 06:12:30 PM
Posted By: Speed Killed Kyle Reply | Edit | Del
No, the exhaust tip automaticly puts you in the running.

#13 1-23-2004 @ 06:36:30 PM
Posted By: hondaman2000 Reply | Edit | Del
#1, you guys are so gay get a fuckin life and stop puting down peoples cars when they realy look good and chances are that civic could bet what ever skank ass pice of shit you drive.

#14 1-23-2004 @ 07:45:05 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
#13, Dude - you drive a 1991 CRX. Don't even think you have an edge over ANYONE!

None of the riced cars on this site look good - so your opinion isn't going to change the opinion of the masses. Society agrees with us - they want us to stop you and your ricer fuck-face friends. We've already taken care of asses like you before and you are fighting a losing battle.

You're not cool - your not fooling anyone with a ricey CRX (which is probablly on here) - and you're not the real slim shady so sit the fuck down!

#15 1-23-2004 @ 07:59:25 PM
Posted By: SuperDave479 Reply | Edit | Del
#13, Oh yeah, you know this Civic could beat my Z28, dawg!! Import econoboxes are the shizzle! I could never make my car look this good, j00!!!11

[Edited by SuperDave479 on 1-23-2004 @ 08:03:01 PM]

#16 1-23-2004 @ 09:41:34 PM
Posted By: hondaman2000 Reply | Edit | Del
CALM DOWN ! ok what year is your z28? if its like the old ones with v8s then chances are it would beat it but if its one of the like 92s then will it would be a good race You dont even know what the hell is under the hood of that civic. yea its a 4 cylinder but it might just have a DOHC motor with turbo on it so just keep driving your z28. you might just be a red neck with a mallet that thinks he has the best car that money can buy. SO just sit back down in your chair and calm down and realize that you dont have the best car and that civic just might beat you car.

#17 1-23-2004 @ 10:12:45 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
#16, Uh, it's "Mullet" not "Mallet" , a mallet is a big hammer, the kind I use to hit morons like you who think they know it all

Seems that "You don't know waht's under the hood" has become the latest and greatest ricer excuse. It might have DOHC, it might have a JET ENGINE!!!! but I'll bet easy money it's the no-frills econo 4 banger my Accord had that was good for only one thing, gas mileage. I know I don't have the greatest car ever built, it's you ImPorT TunERz Yo! who think they've got fast cars and shit that don't stink.

THis is a stock Honda that someone has wasted a lot of cash on to put some really goofy body parts on, nothing more

#18 1-23-2004 @ 10:24:06 PM
Posted By: hondaman2000 Reply | Edit | Del
WOW nice Econo line I think it just might deserves a wing! LOL

#19 1-23-2004 @ 10:34:20 PM
Posted By: hondaman2000 Reply | Edit | Del
Also if you think puting little tickets on "rice cars" that really dont mean SHIT TO ANYONE who has a import that has a body kit, well you got more to wore about then that. Also when i said mallet i was refering to the HIPPIN hair style you rednecks have if thats so hard to figure out.

#20 1-23-2004 @ 10:37:31 PM
Posted By: Low-Tech Redneck Reply | Edit | Del
#19, You still spelled it wrong.. it's spelled MULLET trust me on this one

And if rice tickets don't mean shit to you, what the hell are you doing wasting your time arguing with me on the internet about it? Sure got you riled up enough to come on here ready to bite someone. Too bad you're just like the rest of the rice crowd, calling us gay like that really offends us or somthing.

"well you got more to wore about then that"


Yeah, starting with your amazing lack of spelling skills

[Edited by Low-Tech Redneck on 1-23-2004 @ 10:38:05 PM]

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