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Submitted by: Trooper Comments: 15 (Read/Post)
Alright, I've been sitting on these pictures for an incredibly long time. I actually took the first few myself quite a while ago and for some reason I just never put them up. Then a reader sent in even more pictures of the car with an updated look so I just had to post it.

Where to begin with this one? How about the KFC decal on the trunk with the number for the KFC that this guy works at. Now, it's one thing to work at KFC but to be so proud of it as to put a picture of the Colonel and the phone number on your car? Don't forget that's not just any old decal you can pick up at the store, you have to get crap like that custom made. Then, to top it off we've got "KFC: We do chicken right" under each door. I think that alone sums up the kind of person we're dealing with here.
Moving on.. How about that D.A.R.E decal? I bet that's one of the more popular items at the local tuning shop. This car has so many decals I could spend the next hour going over them all starting at the multiple Ferrari decals (why??) to the fake bullet holes (they should be REAL bullet holes). This car is one of the worst automotive train wrecks I've had the privilege (not sure if I should actually call it a privilege) of seeing in person.
Now, let's go over the updated pics (the last 3 seen here). Looks like KFC boy has decided to go with a new wing but it really doesn't matter how it looks since he's crossed the line of good taste about 700 miles back and we know it sure as hell doesn't do anything but provide a spot for yet another set of decals. I see that some decals have actually been removed (that must have been a trying decision for this guy) to make room for some intimidating flames but I'm glad to see that the KFC decals didn't get removed. It also looks like there's an additional windshield banner under the old one.. anyone want to take bets on it saying "we do chicken right" or something equally stupid? I'm also quite happy to see he's decided to keep all 6 fog lights.. you can never have enough of those.
I've also been told that there is all sorts of neon lighting going on with this car at night and this is the best part, he leaves the neons on while he's working. "Car parked in highly visible spot: check, neon lights left on: check. Ok, I'm ready to make some chicken!". This guy has gone to great lengths to make sure there's no way in hell you're not going to see this mess. I don't remember if any of the neons blinked or not but my guess is if he doesn't already have blinking lights of some sort on it they'll be installed shortly.
That's enough of that, just look at the pictures and prepare to laugh because this has to be one of the stupidest automobiles in existence.

Make/Model: Mitsubishi Mirage   Posted by: Trooper


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#1 10-31-2002 @ 01:50:33 PM
Posted By: Lemming Reply | Edit | Del
Whoa. With all that yellow, I'm surprised you could even catch up with the car to take pictures of it.

#2 11-01-2002 @ 12:55:23 AM
Posted By: Speedfreak2.0 Reply | Edit | Del
KFC's planning on starting home delivery. This is their prototype flagship. Didn't you see their press release? Get with the times. man!

#3 11-01-2002 @ 02:04:23 PM
Posted By: motopsycho Reply | Edit | Del
see, i at least have the decency to egg or break windows of cars like this.
i can't stand to see cars in this much pain.

and why oh god why is there a ferrari decal on there!?

#4 11-01-2002 @ 02:04:47 PM
Posted By: motopsycho Reply | Edit | Del
see, i at least have the decency to egg or break windows of cars like this.
i can't stand to see cars in this much pain.

and why oh god why is there a ferrari decal on there!?

#5 11-01-2002 @ 08:57:10 PM
Posted By: NerfHerder Reply | Edit | Del
LMAO Ferrari, Hotwheels, KFC? messed

#6 11-05-2002 @ 02:01:27 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
But don't you guys know? This is the new KFC edition of the Mitsubishi Mirage LS Hotwheels Ferrari Type R.

#7 11-05-2002 @ 05:40:17 PM
Posted By: beakmyn Reply | Edit | Del

what KFC is this? I gotta see this car up close and screw with the guy's ego of course!

#8 11-06-2002 @ 12:42:59 PM
Posted By: randall0069 Reply | Edit | Del
I think you need a little more car to catch up with all those decals there, buddy. Did I see a NOS decal on there? Where I come from that means "NEW OLD STOCK" and you don't plaster you car with it. But for you, I'll settle with "Never Overtakes Suzukis"!

#9 4-17-2003 @ 01:13:00 AM
Posted By: Bronze Reply | Edit | Del
Well, it's pretty sad when the car itself is a HELLUVA lot funnier than any comment you can come up with.

#10 5-26-2005 @ 02:06:03 AM
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#11 5-26-2005 @ 08:55:49 AM
Posted By: IH8RICERS Reply | Edit | Del
#4, its because shell gas was giving away ferrari stickers in the mail a while back, i got some too (not on car, yet...)

#12 5-26-2005 @ 10:41:24 AM
Posted By: DiRF Reply | Edit | Del
#11, I got the sheet of Shell Gas Ferrari F1 stickers too.

#13 5-26-2005 @ 05:38:15 PM
Posted By: IH8RICERS Reply | Edit | Del
#12, SICC!!!!

#14 3-30-2008 @ 05:51:47 PM
Posted By: 99neon Reply | Edit | Del
Just what the hell does the 16 on his wing signify? Time it takes to get to 60? Just a guess.

#15 4-13-2008 @ 08:43:44 PM
Posted By: OldSchoolSpeed Reply | Edit | Del
#14, time in minutes...

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