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Submitted by: Aaron K.       Ticketed: Comments: 11 (Read/Post)
This car brings up a lot of questions (none having to do with the owner as he/she is obviously insane, blind, stupid, and a calligraphy fan) For instance, Are those hood nostrils paper mache? What's up with the set of lights in between the head lights?
Why are the head lights covered with dark plastic (although that may explain the extra lights)? Is this really the USA sport model (as indicated by the side badging)? Why is there a giant red, white, and blue wing mounted in FRONT of the already large wing (double the downforce, double the fun)?
That said, I challenge you to think of a way this car could look any worse. I mean, even vomiting all over the windshield would only improve things since it would be covering something even worse.

Make/Model: Mazda Protege   Posted by: Trooper


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#1 8-03-2002 @ 04:55:07 PM
Posted By: 454Nova Reply | Edit | Del
that hood is part of the new Levis Extra Baggy jeans recycling program!

#2 8-04-2002 @ 06:53:47 AM
Posted By: Hofmonstr Reply | Edit | Del
Craptacular! I see this POS moving into the top 10 Ricers

#3 8-04-2002 @ 03:03:48 PM
Posted By: NerfHerder Reply | Edit | Del
I don't see this moving at all.

#4 8-05-2002 @ 01:28:49 AM
Posted By: ThaCivicHater Reply | Edit | Del
That thing looks like a dog on wheels.If i ever catch the guy who drives that.....

#5 8-05-2002 @ 02:12:33 AM
Posted By: CRXtrackguy Reply | Edit | Del
wow. that's just impressive.

#6 8-05-2002 @ 02:24:33 AM
Posted By: CRacer25 Reply | Edit | Del
Adding yellow could do it.Or maybe a type r badge somewhere could do the trick right?

[Edited by CRacer25 on 8-05-2002 @ 02:25:14 AM]

#7 8-07-2002 @ 12:05:59 AM
Posted By: m33nr33n Reply | Edit | Del
I give this guy props for being proud of his country, but not for being proud of this car.

#8 8-07-2002 @ 03:14:24 PM
Posted By: NerfHerder Reply | Edit | Del
hmm, I never know that the Mazda Progtege was an American car

#9 8-08-2002 @ 10:36:41 AM
Posted By: Srichm3501 Reply | Edit | Del
Everyone has missed the turn signal markers on the mirrors.

#10 8-08-2002 @ 11:30:37 AM
Posted By: superlambchops Reply | Edit | Del
Thats funny, not even close to being positiond the same.

#11 2-12-2005 @ 07:58:47 PM
Posted By: IloveV8s Reply | Edit | Del
wow. this inspires me to make my own body kit out of sculpting foam and a tarp from Walmart. It looks like he drove through a toy store and crap just started sticking to his car. like those light and turn signals? they're legos...

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