Today I'd like to present a short exhibition of homemade rice.
Our first car is uh.. black. As you can see this black car has the words Mugen and Nismo painted on the hood for the added performance that those two words provide. Let's move to the middle of the hood where you'll notice a high-quality cardboard hood scoop. Not only is it just as effective as any bolt-on hood scoop you'll find in the store but it's also easier to install. All it takes is some tape and a little know how and you too can have a stylish, intimidating hood scoop on your car! Now if you'll take a look at the rear of the car you'll notice a very aerodynamic green wooden wing. You're probably thinking "wow, that is one nice wing but does it do anything?". The answer to that question is yes, it does do something. It helps keep your trunk lid down at gut-wrenching speeds like 55mph.
What can you say when this idiot has stickers of Honda and Nissan tuners on the same car? Can you say identity crisis? I think this guy needs to check between his legs first. Make sure you're not going both ways, moron.