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Submitted by: Anonymous       Ticketed: Comments: 4 (Read/Post)


Folks, what we have here is no mere Ford Escort. This is the Ford Escort GT! That's right, the GT!! This is like the Lamborghini of escorts. Top of the line sports-edition, guaranteed chick magnet. Now as if that wasn't enough for the owner of this rare beast, he's gone ahead and added even more girl attracting devices to the car. We're talking REALLY awesome headlight and taillight covers, a fly in-your-face racing stripe to just rub in the sheer awesomeness of this car, Japanese characters on the back for a little HP boosts, and to top it off... Are you sitting down? Ok, good. Handcuffs hanging on the rearview mirror! Those handcuffs are just a slap in the face to any car on the road. They just say "Hey, look at me, there weren't any fuzzy dice left in the store!".

* Not pictured: U-Haul used to transport the hundreds of girls this guy undoubtedly has in his fan club.


Make/Model: Ford Escort   Posted by: Trooper

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#1 1-24-2002 @ 03:09:42 PM
Posted By: Geist02mds Reply | Edit | Del
Is that a scratch and sniff racing stripe cuz I smell manure

#2 1-24-2002 @ 03:54:32 PM
Posted By: GBodyFreak Reply | Edit | Del
Nah, I think someone's just been rubbing your nose in it:) Sorry, I couldn't resist,just messing with ya

#3 1-24-2002 @ 04:45:51 PM
Posted By: Geist02mds Reply | Edit | Del
Its all good.

#4 3-20-2005 @ 12:07:23 PM
Posted By: 89Rettagt Reply | Edit | Del
kanji= speed

especially on american cars

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