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Submitted by: StealthOnFire       Ticketed: Comments: 127 (Read/Post)
StealthOnFire: Was on my way home from a friends house and saw this in a condo parking lot. The dude was parked in the middle of the parking lot. At first my friend and I thought that the pointless wing was a double decker it was so big.
The wing is a tacky flat white and it doesn't look like the Ricer has any intentions to paint it. Not apparent in the pictures but it had a single wiper blade. I rate this at least a 6.5 on the Ricer scale simply because this family car has turned to rice.


It's an Alero! Why would you even want to rice that out?

Make/Model: Oldsmobile Alero   Posted by: Trooper

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#101 3-06-2004 @ 12:59:35 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
#100, A spoiler on a FWD does not help - period. FWD cars tend to pull themselfs straight out of a fishtail.

Also - if you're so concerned about the back end of your FWD car coming loose - why get a spoiler when you could put some bricks in the back? You would get the same effect without fucking up your areodynamics.

#102 3-07-2004 @ 04:13:29 PM
Posted By: solid_snake Reply | Edit | Del
#101, Would you care to explain to me how air cares which wheels are driven?

[Edited by solid_snake on 3-07-2004 @ 04:13:55 PM]

#103 3-07-2004 @ 06:45:14 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
#102, huh?

#104 3-08-2004 @ 05:25:48 PM
Posted By: stang392 Reply | Edit | Del
#100, how is a wing going to keep the car from sliding? (street cars not race cars)

#105 3-09-2004 @ 09:49:42 AM
Posted By: rice2005 Reply | Edit | Del
Lets see, I do know how to punctuate and spell, thank you very much. So stick it up your ass!! The only reason I don't puncuate and spell while typing is because it takes too long to finish. Yeah the wing isn't painted so what and I wasn't only commenting on this car, it's also many other ones you diss. If he painted it, of course it would look better. Oh yeah, the third grade thing, so stupid!!! Get a life!!! Rice cops are nothing but white, trailer-trash, mullet-wearing, geeks!!! OH MY!! There must be a reason you spend all your time on here. The only reason I ended up on your site was because I googled "ricer" and this shit came up!!! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!

#106 3-09-2004 @ 10:28:47 AM
Posted By: Biohazard Reply | Edit | Del
#105, You tell us to get a life, yet you keep coming back. LOL. You amuse me. By the way, I am a 21 year old college student. Just because I don't like your tasteless lifestyle doesn't make me a redneck. Oh, and could you be the one to inform my girlfriend that I am a queer? I don't have the heart to tell her.

#107 3-09-2004 @ 10:34:41 AM
Posted By: Biohazard Reply | Edit | Del
#105, By the way, to quote your profile, "jus b/c some ppl just dont know what
the hell they're doin' doesn't mean every1 doesn't"

You obviously don't appreciate it when people generalize and make assumptions. Yet you go and do it on us? How do you expect us to respect your kind when all you people do is insult us and call us gay. Your intelegence level is on par with what I have come to expect from a typical ricer. Enjoy wallowing in your own stupidity and ignorance.

#108 3-09-2004 @ 06:43:06 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
#105, "Rice cops are nothing but white, trailer"

White people? You act like that's a problem; you silly racist.

#109 3-09-2004 @ 06:50:07 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
#105, Also - Ms. Racist - explain this;

http://photo.ricecop.com/pics/green_ricer.jpg

That looks like a trailer park and that looks like a ricer. I bet that street racer has a mullet.

#110 3-09-2004 @ 08:30:58 PM
Posted By: Skid Reply | Edit | Del
Rice cops are nothing but white, trailer-trash, mullet-wearing, geeks

Trailer trash? Mullet-wearing? Please. Just drag every possible cliche out of your ass, why don't you?

GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!

This is funny coming from a troll.

Now go away before we all collectively decide to punch you in the cooter.

#111 3-09-2004 @ 09:04:36 PM
Posted By: solid_snake Reply | Edit | Del
#103, drive wheels have nothing to do with aerodynamics

#112 3-09-2004 @ 09:07:30 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
#111, Why are you asking me?

#113 3-09-2004 @ 09:27:32 PM
Posted By: solid_snake Reply | Edit | Del
"A spoiler on a FWD does not help - period."
blanket statement

#114 3-09-2004 @ 10:02:45 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
#113, "A spoiler on a FWD CAR does not help ACHIVE ANYTHING - period"

happy?

#115 3-10-2004 @ 08:19:50 AM
Posted By: kstagger Reply | Edit | Del
#105, I'm a college graduate with a degree in computer science... and hey, I've got all of my teeth too!

Funny thing - I used to LOVE imports... and thought my Nissan and Honda were the fastest thing on the street until I ran into a corvette (with a roll cage!) on the street. Felt like I was standing still.

Maybe you will grow up in a few years and realize that people like many different types of cars for many different reasons.

#116 3-10-2004 @ 09:41:53 AM
Posted By: SuperDave479 Reply | Edit | Del
#105, I mainly look at this site while I'm at work so I'd think it's you who need to get a life. Sorry to disappoint you but I never had a mullet or anything similar and have never lived in anything but a apartment or a house. You're just pissed because we all have faster cars than you. Suck it up and go away troll. Oh yeah and when you leave go search on things in Google that'll help you know what the hell you're talking about when it comes to cars.

#117 3-10-2004 @ 06:39:00 PM
Posted By: solid_snake Reply | Edit | Del
#114, it's still a blanket statment that ignores the basic aerodynamic needs of a car traveling at high speed aroung a track.

#118 3-10-2004 @ 07:23:09 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
#117, Well yell at the inventor of the first FWD car for not taking track cars with spoilers into account.

#119 3-11-2004 @ 09:23:34 PM
Posted By: stang392 Reply | Edit | Del
#118, your missing the point. a good wing will help any car at speed, RWD may make better use of it at lower speeds, but a FWD can still make use of one.

#120 3-12-2004 @ 05:05:49 PM
Posted By: Obsidian Reply | Edit | Del
#119, What about the aforementioned bricks in the trunk?

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